A big, hard, dick.

Fruits and Vegetables

(Discussing F's Taiwan keychain)

F: How does this look like TW right?
J: Yeah, looks like a banana.
F: (Tilts it) Yeah, this way right. Oh oh, it also looks like something else... Cucumber! No another vegetable.
J: Er..... brinjal!
F: Yes! Brinjal! It IS a vegetable right?

What is sheep

shame on you

L: My cat trick me to go and sleep then when he's done, he just walk out of the room. Like I'm some cheap whore.
A: It's okay, he's the one doing the walk of shame.

i like meat

F for Fury

We all know that #Taurus are known to be patient and reliable, warmhearted and loving, persistent and determined, placid and security loving. But F seems like the opposite recently. Using the word "DUMB FUCK" on Mister I is a little too harsh don't you think?

Shall we call for a toast in the anticipation for F's upcoming dramas in his emotional and sexual relations? We all love dramas don't we?

xoxo,

GOSSIPKAKAK

Camping Pleasures

F: OMG did I tell you some oficer got caught bringing a dildo to camp? His excuse was that he forgot to take it out from his bag. It was his birthday present.
A: Is he cute?

The Drag Race

F: When you come back, please remind me of the laughters we used to have.. CB listening to Adele now.
A: SMLJ Adele. She should make you laugh, hello? She's so drama; she'd make an excellent drag queen.
F: Walao don't leh.. I can relate to her pretty well you know?
A: Yah, you also would make an excellent drag queen.

None taken

W: And the guy was – (looks at F) no offence – Indian.
F: I'm not Indian...

I don't really remember what we talked about yesterday.

A: Is that the alcohol talking?

L: Nope. Just me being witty.

How did this...

...become this?

Singlesmansion Crew Yo!

I-On

W: Where you going? You on? I-On!

J: *roll eyes*

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J: You on bo?

W: I-On!!!

Math Genius

AC: (Feeding J ice-cream) You got 2 choices -- nose, hair or mouth.

Peacockcockcock

J: I told you peacock is a fabulous turkey.
F: Eh don't confuse me with another pet.
J: What pet?!
F: Turkey is the 2 leg one right.
J: Which bird no 2 legs?! Giraffe ah?!
F: Oh yeah... HA! BUTTERFLY!


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F: Ha! Bats! 2 legs then 2 hands here!
A: You just said?! 2 hands?!

Fyeah

F: But Gmarket a lot of girls stuff leh...
J: Lucky you!

Inclusive

F: We can put this back.
J: Is that supposed to be funny?
F: Yeah it is and you never even laugh.
J: Its not funny!
F: K la it's common sense.
J: Yeah.. You find common sense funny?
F: Hmm.. we are weird like that.
J: WE?!

How-To: Meme Talk

X: Y u no...
Y: I dunno lol
X: *Smirk*
Y: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
X: Fuckyeah.
Y: Forever Alone

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F: Who is X and Y?

Saaaaku...

W: Saaaakuuuuraaa...
F: The song supposed to be graceful one leh.
W: Gracefruuu!