Oh my Steve Jobs

N: Should I paint my MacBook?
L: Nooooooooooooooo... That's blasphemous!

At least I'm hot in some ways.

N: The fucking weather is fucking hot.
L: Ya! I thought it was just me.
N: O.o ...
L: Ok. Fine. I'm hot. Happy?
N: Backwards right? HAHAHA.

L: Toh is Hot backwards.
N: -.-
L: It means I'm hot from the back.

If he was a girl.

A: You had sex at Gerald's house what!
MM: You had sex with a guy?!
JW: Yeah, if Gerald had a pussy, 2 boobs and long hair.

Who's that boy?

L: Who are you looking at?
N: Jack Russell.
L: Who's Jack?

L: If Keri Russell had a son, she'd better not name him Jack!
N: ...

Eggs are high in protein because of sperm content.

N: I'm so angry now if I swallow a egg, it will come out boiled.
J: You should control the temperature abit, then you will have a chick.

So the thing here is, J thought that all eggs are the supermarket is already fertilized, just that the factories put the eggs into the fridge of some sort immediately after it is laid. She thought, for the past twenty years of her life that all eggs that are laid, are fertilized and the very reason why it is not hatched is only because it is not incubated.

L: Are you staying over at the chalet?
S: Er, I don't know yet. Either I stay, or I crash at someone's house.
L: Whose house?
S: Er, haven't decided yet.
L: You sound like a slut.

Flashing helps... Sometimes.

N: I think I'm falling sick. The heaty kind.
L: We are not having KFC.
N: Why?! I'll flash you!

They're cousins, see?

L: Ya, like camel.
N: Camel?
L: You know, hide the head then think people cant see them.
N: ... Ostrich.
L: Oh. HAHAHAHA CAMEL. HAHAHA.
N: -.-

Bobos

Forever For A While

N: You were eternally confused... for a while.

Say whut?

W: Aiyoh, aiyoh, aiyoh, aiyoh, aiyoh. Haiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Cold fries are so not hot.

I r spy bot.

N: Who are you?! Identify yourself!
L: Jolene Toh!
N: Oh okay... No... *hesitates*
L: Ask me a question lah!
N: Are you a spy bot?!
L: No lah! Ask me a question to confirm my identity lah dey!