Fangirlz

J: *starts singing Yellowcard*
N: Okok a lot of feeling already.
J: What?! It's YELLOWCARD!
N: OH MY GOOOODDDD... YELLOWCARRRRRDDDD.. I used to have all their songs!!!!!

A bad doctor.

At the clinic.

N: I'm going to pull out your dead hairs because I'm bored.
J: -keeps quiet-
N: -pulls-
After the 6th strand...
J: Ouch.
N: Pain ar?
J: YA LAR!
N: Say luh! I thought why you no reaction one.
J: >.<

N: -irritates J-
J: Ok. I know what I'm going to tell the doctor already.
N: What?
J: I'm going to tell him that you're giving me a headache.
N: Oh no! What did the doctor do?!

Sesame Street 2000

louisa i miss sesame strreeet

Vulnerator non vincitur.
HEHEHEHE ME TOO


louisa
ahah i like the purple one!
eh no
that one
macs

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louisa
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got purple one in sesame street also ah. accord to the pic


Vulnerator non vincitur.
HAHAHHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
I PHOTOSHOP ONE

Natal Charts

sherleen: ya my moon aquarius :X

me: ur emotions wanna ask alot :x

sherleen: ya true :X

but then i wont ask in the end.

i jus figure it out myself somehw.

me: hahahaa not bad.

sherleen: IS TT TAURUS
DEAL W MYSELF d:

me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAH

sherleen: OMG

me: MAYBE OMG

sherleen: make sense now HAHA

oh i gt libra also.

D:

chinchai.. ya i chinchai alot w B sometimes hahahaha.

sherleen: like anyth la.. don wan to bother , bother alr i xin ku. tt... is taurus ?!

OMG

bangs head

me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

that might be libra also

taurus more of.. i dontcare, i think u dont care also

libra is.. i dont think u care, so i dont want to care.

sherleen: i got both tinkin before

i even tink before... i tink u care so i don wan to care.

me: see which one stronger lor hahahaha

sherleen: let u care more :X

me: HAHAHAH THAT ONE PISCES ALREADY

Basket

J: Ah! So cute! So annoying! I feel like punching it.
N: Now you know how I feel about you.

Don't Forget The Lyrics... & Artiste

J: I was listening to Rachael Yamagata right?
N: What song?
J: Don't.
N: Don't, don't let me be the last to know - For you and for me and the entire human race -
J: Then right...
N: Show me the meaning of being lonely - Lonely, I'm so lonely -
J: ... I was wondering if she was a Virgo.
N: Like a virgin!
J: Hello?
N: Hello there, the angel from my nightmare -
J: Aiyah! Then you know what horoscope is she?
N: Huh? Who?
J: RACHAEL YAMAGATAAAAAAAA! Wahlao, you sing from Britney Spears to Madonna, you dunno who I talking about?!

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N: Hahaha, I seriously didn't know who you were talking about! The last word I heard was "Don't".
J: Yeah, then you went into a 90mins concert.

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N: I think your "RACHAEL YAMAGATAAAAAA!" woke me up. But I was actually quite happy being not sane.

Human parts

S: My left breast very pain
L: Oh the chest ah?
S: No. Breast breast!
L: The usual part always pain ah?
S: Not the chest the breast the breast!
L: Okay okay your breast.


S: Breast meat not chest meat!

Who's killerpuppy?

Dirty Minds II

J.O: I cannot suck. I will bite.
S: I'm already biting.
L: I will suck first then bite.
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Happy Farm and Blonde Moments

J: I was thinking why Happy Farm got one ant in it one.
N: Uh huh?
J: Then I realise it was on my screen.
N: LOL.
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N: Alot of new people started playing Happy Farm already!
J: Then?
N: Means they will steal our expensive crops!
J: HUH. TODAY CANNOT GO OUT ALREADY. STAY HOME!

McDonalds

After the soggy fries incident..

A: ..and the person whose ears are not working is in front of me.
S: Huh, what thing?
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A: SEE?!

Powerpuff Girls!

Wendy brought bubbles to blow at ECP!

S: I want to blow one time!
- blows -
L: Eh you say one time only!
S: Oh sorry.
L: Later you blow yourself.

In A Car

We were leaving ECP carpark, and had to pay for the time we were parked there using the cashcard, but she had to get out of the car to manually insert, not like the scan scan one.

L: Wah sian must put in myself.
W: You need me to insert for you?
L: No it's okay.

Food Innuendos

JO: I like hard one.
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A & S look at each other.
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L: I like soggy fries.
S: Huh, you like crispy one ah?
L: I like soggy one.
S: Orh so you like hard one ah?
L: I like soggy fries.
S: Orh you like soggy one ah?
The rest of us: ...

The Price Is Right

W: My cheebye is $6329.
S: Huh? Priceless lah!
A: Free for C!

Epic trick fail.

*Trying to think of domain names for J's portfolio*

N: imadirtygirl.com
J: imadirtygirl.com?!
N: You're a dirty what?
J: No I'm not.
N: *chuckles*

We love the Merlion

N high and drunk and semi gone.

N: Merlion got lightning!
W,L,J: ?!?!
W: Got thunder?
N: Got Bom bom but no thunder.
W: So lightning or thunder first?
N: *Thinks very hard* Lightning.
N: Merlion got lightning

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W: *to herself* Correct a not ah, lightning comes first? Correct correct.

Who says India doesnt have meteor garden?

W,S and L talking about Hua Yang Nan Hai aka Meteor Garden - Korean version.
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S: Ya lor ya lor Gu Jun pyo *does frowning action to imitate lead female.
S: and Kim Ghan Di
W and L : ?!?!?! OMG GHANDI
S: Eh Jan di Jan di
W: HAHAHA INDIAN VERSION ALREADY

Talk about DIY

S and L @HK cafe waiting for others to come.

S: *Points to the juices section on the menu* Wah so expensive! $4.90 for juice
L: *Points to the write-up* Hand squeezed ma. Sure expensive.
S: Like that i also can squeeze myself at home lor.
L: Okay lor then you go home and squeeze.
S: Hand squeeze! *Does squeezing action at boobs.*

Slave & Master

A: Yeah, he stays in Jurong too!
F: Ask him out, ask him out.
A: You also don't stay in Jurong anymore.
F: Huh? Ask him, not me.
A: Yeah, you don't stay in Jurong anymore.
F: Huh? Ask him. I stay in Redhill.
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A (to all): SM, someone, SM!
F: What SM?
All: -.-
F: Slave and master?

Top like W

(Discussing about J's namecard design.)

J: Top or bottom?! (Regarding the text placement.)
L: Bottom!
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L: Top like a bit bare...
A: But bottom more balance.

It just gets worst.

J: I like choices.
N: Oh really?
J: Ya, especially when I'm bored.
N: Oh is it? So, you like choices, when you're bored?

Fatties lingo

J.O: back fatty!
S: wb fatty!
J.O: I was wondering what was 'wb' okay
J.O: Wobble

Post exam stress = Thursday Matching Contest

N: What you want?!
J: I want the $100!
N: I give you luh!
J: I want people to give us!
N: Hanar! What you want me to do?
J: Paint yourself orange.
N: FUCK YOU. IM NOT ACTING THE CARROT!
J: Okokok. Paint yourself yellow?
N: Whats that?!
J: You be the cheese and I be the mouse lor.
N: I want to die now.


J: The only other thing I can think that in pairs are chopsticks.
N: Just kill me now.

We're going to the zoo zoo zoo; how bout you you you?

Vulnerator non vincitur. says (4:30 AM):
saggi is the halfhorse right
louisa says (4:30 AM):
yep
louisa says (4:30 AM):
centuar
Vulnerator non vincitur. says (4:30 AM):
matyr issit
Vulnerator non vincitur. says (4:30 AM):
MATYR!?
Vulnerator non vincitur. says (4:30 AM):
LOL
louisa says (4:30 AM):
?!
louisa says (4:30 AM):
SIMI
Vulnerator non vincitur. says (4:30 AM):
what am i thinking
louisa says (4:30 AM):
THAT ONE
louisa says (4:30 AM):
ZEBRA OMG
Vulnerator non vincitur. says (4:30 AM):
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Peanuts ensnares the brain

J.O S and L at Crystal Jade.

*J.O eats 2 plates of peanuts and goes high*
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J.O: *takes wet tissue and waves* 来啊来!
L: OMG YOU 太監!
S: HAHAH.
J.O: What is 太監?
S and L explains.
J.O: Oh.
S: So you know what is 太監?
J.O: Ya. Very 贱 lor! 太 and 贱 ma!
S and L : *bursts out laughing* NOOOO
J.O: So what is 太監?
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来啊来 - Come ah come
太監 - Eunuch
太 - Very
贱 - Cunning/Sly

LC is the new W indeed

wendy - Straight, but not narrow
im petrified by ur tweet
haha
did i say anything wrong?
hahah

Which are you?

Vulnerator non vincitur.
i intepreting my dream now
Swimming
To dream that you are swimming, suggests that you are exploring aspects of your unconscious mind and emotions. The dream may be a sign that you are seeking some sort of emotional support. It is a common dream image for people going through therapy.

To dream that you are swimming underwater, suggests that you are completely submerged in your own feelings. You are forcing yourself to deal with your emotional difficulties.
wtf
1:22
louisa
ahha you on top or below
1:22
Vulnerator non vincitur.
what is on top or below!
LOL
1:22
louisa
EH
1:22
Vulnerator non vincitur.
im flex la
1:22
louisa
OMG
1:23
Vulnerator non vincitur.
HAHAHHAHAHA
1:23
louisa
I MEAN
YOU SWIM
ON TOP
OR BELOW WATER
OMGGGG
ok i know this is going on sm. tmd
1:23
Vulnerator non vincitur.
clever

Closet butch

W: I hate my hair!
W: I want to cut butch hair.
S: Then you bind your boobs.
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W: Got package one ah?

Sex change

Jessica Simpson is not very well liked.

N: -singing- Boy I think that I'm in love with you....
J: I think I'm going to hang up on you.

N: How much A bought his phone?
J: Dont know leh.
N: He likes 2G iPhone right? Should have gotten it. So cheap.
J: He waiting for 32GB. He like size.
N: He's such a man. You like design right?
J: Yeap. I'm superficial.
N: LOL!

直不到那里去

wendy - Straight, but not narrow
im typing in the dark lols.
4:21
Vulnerator non vincitur.
O.o
4:21
wendy - Straight, but not narrow
watching show dont wanna get caught
4:21
Vulnerator non vincitur.
hao sheng mi
4:21
wendy - Straight, but not narrow
shen u mean
4:21
Vulnerator non vincitur.
HAHAHAHA PORNO SHOW OR WHAT SIA
4:21
wendy - Straight, but not narrow
lols
4:21
Vulnerator non vincitur.
shen*
4:21
wendy - Straight, but not narrow
no lah
my cute boys what
haha
4:21
Vulnerator non vincitur.
-.- aiyoh
u closet straight issit
4:22
wendy - Straight, but not narrow
haha
got such things meh
lols
4:22
Vulnerator non vincitur.
dunno u could be the first

Pleading is useless

Only people sleeping in trains are us.

In the train at 7 in the morning, A & F making a lot of noise...

W: Shh! Everyone is asleep in the morning.

No angmoh bread in HK Cafe

At HK Cafe,

A: I want kaya toast.
Waitress: Toasted?
J (to A): 6" or foot long?
A (to Waitress): No lettuce!

Postmortem

W: The boys very cute!
S: Still talking about it?!
J: Move on already!
W: When I say X is cute, I don't see you guys moving on.

Paedophilic Friends

Jurong Bird

Looking at http://singlesmansion.blogspot.com/2009/05/blog-post.html

N: Aiyoh, my little Birdbird! 越看越相! I'm just gonna copy that picture into my iPhone and set as your contact picture. "Look! My Birdbird calling me!"

Ear wax

S talking to W

S: Then hor...
*Interrupted by J.O*
J.O: Uh? 燕窝?

Sleeping @ Maxwell

世上只有妈妈好

S: When my mom had me, she always look at sexy models, all blondes, then the figure very WOO! So I can be like them.
S: But in the end is I look at blondes then very WOO!
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J: Oh shit now I know why N call me Birdbird!
S: Why?
J: My mom every day eat Birds' Nest!
S: HAHAH! OSTRICH!

Straight people cannot be bent

A still half asleep at maxwell

Random outburst by A
A: SNAP-A-RULER! *With big hand actions swinging over head*

Everyone: ?!?! LOL

Of sexy thighs and short skirts

A telling everyone about the boys in his life.

A: And then roy huh..
*Interrupted by S*
S: WOO TROY! *Punches fist in the air!*
Everyone: ?!?! ROY LA.
S: Oh i heard Troy.
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S: Troy shall be my butch name!

Subway fan through and through

W,S, J and L chit chatting at maxwell after Play. A sleeping.
Suddenly...

A: *Sleeping with arms folded on the table.* Dont buy the lettuce!
W,S,J,L: ?!?!
S: Ok A no lettuce no lettuce.
A: Ok.
L: Cheese or toasted?
A: Toasted and water.
J: You want drink?
A: No. Just water. Bottle one.
J: Cookies or snacks?
A: Water.
S: Macadamia or Choc chip?
A: neh neh.
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A: Order already?
A: I got 50cent! *Digs pocket for 50cent*
A: CB no more 50cent. *Finds the 50cent and puts on the table*

*A proceeds back to sleep*

Who needs PJs anyway?

Talking about sleeping positions.

W: Do you all keep very still or like turn everywhere?
S: I sleep very straight. Like corpse. And wont move one.
W: Oh? I strip straight.
W: Eh shrip straight strip straight.

L and S: wah you strip straight and sleep! :O

Twitter abuse.

*read from bottom up

Fergie is not only good at peeing in pants.

J: You spelt your "glamourous" wrong.
N: Oh issit.
J: Yup, Fergie will be so disappointed in you!
N: Oh, sorry Fergie.
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N: How to spell ah?
J: G-L-A-M...
N: O-R-O-U-S!

Glamorous - Fergie Feat. Ludacris

Split Personality

N: You will go to hell, you stupid lesbian!

are you even listening to yourself? 2

J: OMG they're playing L4D!
N: Who?
J: Adam!
N: Oh, I know.
J: ... Did you just say "who?"
N: No.
J: Then what did you say?
N: Oh... Yeah.

Part 1 here.

Hmm, L might be secretly bisexual.

L: I spotted cleavage then A wrap like tube
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L: I got a thing for shoulders

Google Search

N: Taurus usually got problems in the neck. Aries usually got brain damage.
J: Huh! Virgo leh?
N: I don't know leh.
J: Go search leh.
N: Do I look like Google to you?!
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J: My little search engine!!! You're the answer to my everything :D
N: -.-

Dirty Minds!

Please guess what they were doing...

J.O: You want me to wear for you?
S: Yeah, because you take off for me.
J.O: Okay, which hole?
S: TOO TIGHT TOO TIGHT!
J.O: Huh okokok...
S: YOU NEVER POKE!
J.O: Okok!!! This one ah??
S: AIYA YOU HALFWAY LET GO!!!


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Assessments drive you crazy

S otp with L...

S: Should I choose blue for this page?
S: Hmm...
S: Okay, I shall choose blue
S: Sorry, you don't have much of a choice
L: ...

Sexuality Issues

S: Tell her that i'm straight.
L: HAH.
S: WHY YOU HAH!
L: are you even listening to what you're saying?
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S: What if i'm really straight?
L: ...
S: Okay la okay la i'm so not straight. CB

Thats why you're our SM mascot

Half beer lady, Half slut :(

Lucky Saggis

Talking about Singles Mansion...

S: Adam and me platonic. He can go have sex with Louisa.
J.O: Omg! Then me and Louisa can scandal also!
S: WAH! She hot topic sia. All want her.
J.O: But no cannot! Our scandals only in Play.
J.O: Yalor! Lucky sia Louisa!
S: Really Saggis, ONS.

Schizo much?

(Waiting for KFC delivery & phone rings)
J: Hello?
Man: Hi, Mr Chua?
J: (in very sian voice) Wrong number. *kup*
N: Who's that?
J: Ask for Mr Chua, hur.
N: It's KFC!
J: Huh? KFC?
N: Yes lah!
(phone rings again)
N: Pick up! KFC!
J: *picks* Hello?
Man: Hi, KFC delivery, is this Mr Chua?
J: (politely) Yes?
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J: *hangs up* Later the man think I split personality.

Confessional Booth

W: Wahlao, I only say she cute only, you all like that.
J: No, you said she was damn hot--
W: Yah, actually she's damn hot lah, hahahaha!

Amne-what?

J (to AC): Your birthday pass already a not ah?
AC: Yahlah you were there what!
E: Haha, J, amnesia ah. Like that Britney Spears song...
J: Oh ya hor.
E: Eh, that song how to sing ah?

Taboo

W: You go Genting you can sit what?
S: Mountain!
J.O: Roller Coaster!
W & J.O: Mountain?! LOL
S: I heard "see".
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S: Okay, the one that lesbians use!
J.O: Finger!
S: No! Hahaha!
W & J.O: Dildo!
S: NOOOO!
W: Vibrator!
S: Shorter is?
W: VIBRATE!
S: YESSSSSSSSSS!

Gosh, extra info!

At the dimsum restaurant...

S: We order veggie okay?
J.O: Okay, my shit these days very black.

Lesson One: Being Subtle

AC: I ask you ah... Am I very flirt?
J: Um... You're just a Pisces lor.
AC: CHEEBYE!

Perversity

Alterego

PLATONIC, PLZ.

Cyber sex

Dim sum is the new sex

S: isit the one that u pointed out to me the other time?
J.O: YES YES THAT ONE. NEAR ZOUK ONE.
S: YESYESYES THERE THERE
J.O: YESYESYES AROUND THERE
S: OMG WE BOTH YES UNTIL VERY SONG SIA. ITS ONLY DIMSUM.
J.O: OMG I ALSO SAY

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Approximately half a year ago, J & N sleeping together (NOT SEX HOR) for the first time...

N: You took off your contacts already ah?
J: Yup.
N: (moves closer, like 1 inch away from J's face) Can you see me?!
J: Yes. I'm short-sighted, not blind.

-.-

J: I got Cornetto you want?
N: Huh? Konek?!
J: CORNETTO!
N: Haha! (points to J) Konek Toh!

Good use of words

N: My down there damn cheebye sia.

Mascotsss

Hello everyone,

Who is hardworking enough to locate my ostrich picture to add to the Gallery of SM Mascots?

Easter is the new April Fool's

N: Today is Easter, my Easter bunny!!! (turns and look at Cino who is nua-ing in her cage.)
Cino: (twitch)

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-J searching for Easter Rabbit photos on Google-
J: Dont they have any real rabbits?
N: Tsk, use Cino's photo luh.
J: Where?
N: Photobooth.
J: -types Photobooth.com in the address bar-













J & N: (jaw drops)
N: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
J: Did you say Photobucket?
N: NO. PHOTOBOOTH. WHAT IS PHOTOBOOTH.COM?!

Macbook Sex

J.O: We shall have a macbook fathering!
J.O: Eh, gathering*. Fathering, wth.
S: Wah wah wah, our macbooks have sex with each other.
J.O: I wonder how that happens.
S: Pluck in Usb.
J.O: Hahaha, connecting right? ;)

Kao pei songs.

N: I just download 3Oh!3. Damn kaopei but I think you will like.
J: Huh? What type of kaopei.
-N plays the songs-
J: You like?
N: No, do you like?
J: Huh. You dont like?
N: Do YOU like?
J: YEAH! hehehehehe.

Oversensitive Siren

Loud music blasting in the club...

A: Don't push the door, pull, don't push! Don't push!
S: Huh? *push the door*
A: I told you don't push the door already! Pull!
S: Oh? I heard butch butch butch.
S: Then I was looking around what butch? Where!?
J: Aiyo, S ah.

High on alcohol

S: *talking to J and N* Is that handphone motorola?
J.O: *suddenly turn around* I don't know, I cannot tell.

I "believe" you

S: Why so drama?
J.O: I not drunk.

Fireman in the house

S: Book out then wear your suit and meet Louisa.
S: Use your hose and attack her thighs!
A: HAHAHA MY HOSE AH?
A: LONG LONG BIG BIG ONE
A: SPRAY HER FACE!!

Virual Single's Mansion aka Facebook

Comments on a certain picture from last night..

A: Yay Jolene, how is the ignoring going? (referring to JOng)
JT: What ignoring???
S: or rather, which Jolene? HAHA.
JT: Okay, I forgot I'm not the only Jolene.

Food

E & I were talking about a certain ex-boyfriend of his that broke up with him because he wanted to "turn straight".

E: He can go eat some cheebye pie.
A: No, I choke him with my cock.
E: No comments.
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A: Cockmeat sandwich, yummy!

Adam's apple nipple...

J: Raisin!
AC: Seed!
N: Ya! Seed!
A: No! Green bean seed!

Savior

J.O: Call me! I got a life and death question!
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J.O: *picks up S's call* HELLO!
S: Hi, this is life and death hotline speaking. How may I help you?
J.O: Huh? HAHAHAHA.

Mac-tarded

J.O: You own a macbook right?
S: Yes I do.
J.O: It's just the normal macbook right?
S: Yes, it doesn't fly. It doesn't eat me. It's just a normal mac.
J.O: Omg! Hahaha, so retarded!
S: Yayyyyy! Welcome to the Mac Family!

2 completely different things.

(1st day of the time of the month.)
J: Cramps, baby!!!!!!!!
N: CRANBERRIES!!!!!!!!

MC+Chew 4eva

(in car, Mariah Carey singing "I Stay In Love" on radio.)
J: Who's Chew?
N: Huh? Who's Chew?
J: I dunno... She keep saying, "I stay in love with chew." :x
N: Babe... Can you don't do this to me when I'm driving?

Newbs

(16 y/o JH laughing.)
AC: OMG who is that kid laughing?!
C: My girlfriend lah!
(JH laughs louder.)
AC: Wahlao, she sounds so... new.

小大学生

(N walking the other way)
J: Babe, Shop N Save!
N: So fierce for what!
J: Where got fierce!
N: I uni student okay!
J: Okay lah, sorry I scared my little 大学生 (uni student).

Rain rain go away.

J: AHH! LIGHTNING!
J: AHH! I'M WET!
J AHH!
J: I'M GOING TO DIE! LIGHTNING!
N: You want to call me when you reach downstairs my house? You holding so many things.
J: No! I want you to hear how I die! AHHH!
N: I'll be deaf by then.
J: AT LEAST YOU WILL BE ALIVE!
N: Yeap, nothing would matter if you died right?
J: AHH! FLOOD! MY WHOLE SHOE IS WET!!
N: Lol!
J: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING! LATER I SHOW YOU MY SHOE.


J: Ok. I look like I just went into a car wash. Without a car.

Joo wrong.

AC: Cy, your girlfriend stay where?
C: Pioneer.
AC: Where's that?!
N: Eh, hello, no more Boon Lay last stop already!
AC: Ya what! Jurong!
All: Joo Koon!
AC: Yahlah then you say Ju... Wait, what she say?

Dont judge a book by it's prank.

-After playing pranks on Soot's new ____-

CST: See luh! She angry already!
N: Eh. Where got people so petty one!
CST: She very petty one!
AC: -indignantly- Now you know what kind of person she is. It's not too late yknow?

In all honesty.

-Both sister and I were looking very lost watching some stupid taiwan show-

N to V: What is 咖啡zha (SP!?!?!) ?
V: I have no idea.
N: But you took Higher Chinese.
V: Which I usually pass by 3 marks.

Paranoid

N: I'm going to update Singlesmansion.
J: Oh. Oh no. Uh. Am I supposed to be scared?

15th Feb 09

Such an awesome example of BFF love, it deserves a spot in this blog.

Communication breakdown 2: OH MY SADNESS.

N: I'm so sad.
J: Huh? I'm so fat?
N: I'm so sad...
J: I'm so sad?
N: I AM so sad........
J: Why am I sad?
N: I AM sad!
J: You're sad?
N: Yes! I'm sad!
J: Huh? I'm sad?
N: I'm sad!
J: Oh. You're sad..

Let's Stay Here

F and I were on the way home late at night from school on the bus, 157.

A: M stays there!
(a few stops later)
F: L stays there!
A: That means J also stays here right?!
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(after people alight and there's space in front of us)
F: Should we move? Okay we stay here lah.
A: For what? I like staying in Jurong!
F: No I mean this spot.
A: Oh.
F & A: HAHAHHAAHAHAHA.

Who's that man?

J : I think friday i going arts house
N : Who is art?

Obama is not Osama

J : Ofcos Osama will understand
N : Osama is same religion
S : Ya what! Obama is not jewish
All : HAHAHAHA
S : Did I just said Obama? Omg.
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N : *to J* Give me your phone, I want to save what she said
S : Okok! I ownself uplate
All : UPLATE HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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N: Eh, you "uplate" already a not!
S: HAHAHA YOU SAID "UPLATE"!
N and J: YOU said "uplate"!
S: Oh, I did ah?

I Turn My Camera On

Blair on TV: I am a seagull.
J (to N): Seagull!!!
N: I am not a seagull!
J: You should be proud! They named a camera after you!
N: ... Pinhole!!!
J: O.o
N: You're made out of cardboard and duct tape.

Twitter Has New Functions

A: Ehh how come you're using Twitter Search?
N: You also what?
A: No leh, I use Twhirl what.
N: Your cheebye came from Twitter Search also.

Did You Know?

She was watching the Did You Know? video and on Skype.

N: Shit, MySpace is bigger than Singapore.
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N: It's bigger than my country, our country.
A: You sound so patriotic suddenly.

Oh my Paint.

J: How do you make a rainbow in Photoshop?!
N: Curve line, 7 colours?
J: I don't know how to make a rainbow in Photoshop!
N: I know how to make a rainbow in MS Paint.