We love the Merlion

N high and drunk and semi gone.

N: Merlion got lightning!
W,L,J: ?!?!
W: Got thunder?
N: Got Bom bom but no thunder.
W: So lightning or thunder first?
N: *Thinks very hard* Lightning.
N: Merlion got lightning

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W: *to herself* Correct a not ah, lightning comes first? Correct correct.

Who says India doesnt have meteor garden?

W,S and L talking about Hua Yang Nan Hai aka Meteor Garden - Korean version.
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S: Ya lor ya lor Gu Jun pyo *does frowning action to imitate lead female.
S: and Kim Ghan Di
W and L : ?!?!?! OMG GHANDI
S: Eh Jan di Jan di
W: HAHAHA INDIAN VERSION ALREADY

Talk about DIY

S and L @HK cafe waiting for others to come.

S: *Points to the juices section on the menu* Wah so expensive! $4.90 for juice
L: *Points to the write-up* Hand squeezed ma. Sure expensive.
S: Like that i also can squeeze myself at home lor.
L: Okay lor then you go home and squeeze.
S: Hand squeeze! *Does squeezing action at boobs.*

Slave & Master

A: Yeah, he stays in Jurong too!
F: Ask him out, ask him out.
A: You also don't stay in Jurong anymore.
F: Huh? Ask him, not me.
A: Yeah, you don't stay in Jurong anymore.
F: Huh? Ask him. I stay in Redhill.
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A (to all): SM, someone, SM!
F: What SM?
All: -.-
F: Slave and master?

Top like W

(Discussing about J's namecard design.)

J: Top or bottom?! (Regarding the text placement.)
L: Bottom!
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L: Top like a bit bare...
A: But bottom more balance.

It just gets worst.

J: I like choices.
N: Oh really?
J: Ya, especially when I'm bored.
N: Oh is it? So, you like choices, when you're bored?

Fatties lingo

J.O: back fatty!
S: wb fatty!
J.O: I was wondering what was 'wb' okay
J.O: Wobble

Post exam stress = Thursday Matching Contest

N: What you want?!
J: I want the $100!
N: I give you luh!
J: I want people to give us!
N: Hanar! What you want me to do?
J: Paint yourself orange.
N: FUCK YOU. IM NOT ACTING THE CARROT!
J: Okokok. Paint yourself yellow?
N: Whats that?!
J: You be the cheese and I be the mouse lor.
N: I want to die now.


J: The only other thing I can think that in pairs are chopsticks.
N: Just kill me now.

We're going to the zoo zoo zoo; how bout you you you?

Vulnerator non vincitur. says (4:30 AM):
saggi is the halfhorse right
louisa says (4:30 AM):
yep
louisa says (4:30 AM):
centuar
Vulnerator non vincitur. says (4:30 AM):
matyr issit
Vulnerator non vincitur. says (4:30 AM):
MATYR!?
Vulnerator non vincitur. says (4:30 AM):
LOL
louisa says (4:30 AM):
?!
louisa says (4:30 AM):
SIMI
Vulnerator non vincitur. says (4:30 AM):
what am i thinking
louisa says (4:30 AM):
THAT ONE
louisa says (4:30 AM):
ZEBRA OMG
Vulnerator non vincitur. says (4:30 AM):
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Peanuts ensnares the brain

J.O S and L at Crystal Jade.

*J.O eats 2 plates of peanuts and goes high*
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J.O: *takes wet tissue and waves* 来啊来!
L: OMG YOU 太監!
S: HAHAH.
J.O: What is 太監?
S and L explains.
J.O: Oh.
S: So you know what is 太監?
J.O: Ya. Very 贱 lor! 太 and 贱 ma!
S and L : *bursts out laughing* NOOOO
J.O: So what is 太監?
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来啊来 - Come ah come
太監 - Eunuch
太 - Very
贱 - Cunning/Sly

LC is the new W indeed

wendy - Straight, but not narrow
im petrified by ur tweet
haha
did i say anything wrong?
hahah

Which are you?

Vulnerator non vincitur.
i intepreting my dream now
Swimming
To dream that you are swimming, suggests that you are exploring aspects of your unconscious mind and emotions. The dream may be a sign that you are seeking some sort of emotional support. It is a common dream image for people going through therapy.

To dream that you are swimming underwater, suggests that you are completely submerged in your own feelings. You are forcing yourself to deal with your emotional difficulties.
wtf
1:22
louisa
ahha you on top or below
1:22
Vulnerator non vincitur.
what is on top or below!
LOL
1:22
louisa
EH
1:22
Vulnerator non vincitur.
im flex la
1:22
louisa
OMG
1:23
Vulnerator non vincitur.
HAHAHHAHAHA
1:23
louisa
I MEAN
YOU SWIM
ON TOP
OR BELOW WATER
OMGGGG
ok i know this is going on sm. tmd
1:23
Vulnerator non vincitur.
clever

Closet butch

W: I hate my hair!
W: I want to cut butch hair.
S: Then you bind your boobs.
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W: Got package one ah?

Sex change

Jessica Simpson is not very well liked.

N: -singing- Boy I think that I'm in love with you....
J: I think I'm going to hang up on you.

N: How much A bought his phone?
J: Dont know leh.
N: He likes 2G iPhone right? Should have gotten it. So cheap.
J: He waiting for 32GB. He like size.
N: He's such a man. You like design right?
J: Yeap. I'm superficial.
N: LOL!

直不到那里去

wendy - Straight, but not narrow
im typing in the dark lols.
4:21
Vulnerator non vincitur.
O.o
4:21
wendy - Straight, but not narrow
watching show dont wanna get caught
4:21
Vulnerator non vincitur.
hao sheng mi
4:21
wendy - Straight, but not narrow
shen u mean
4:21
Vulnerator non vincitur.
HAHAHAHA PORNO SHOW OR WHAT SIA
4:21
wendy - Straight, but not narrow
lols
4:21
Vulnerator non vincitur.
shen*
4:21
wendy - Straight, but not narrow
no lah
my cute boys what
haha
4:21
Vulnerator non vincitur.
-.- aiyoh
u closet straight issit
4:22
wendy - Straight, but not narrow
haha
got such things meh
lols
4:22
Vulnerator non vincitur.
dunno u could be the first

Pleading is useless

Only people sleeping in trains are us.

In the train at 7 in the morning, A & F making a lot of noise...

W: Shh! Everyone is asleep in the morning.

No angmoh bread in HK Cafe

At HK Cafe,

A: I want kaya toast.
Waitress: Toasted?
J (to A): 6" or foot long?
A (to Waitress): No lettuce!

Postmortem

W: The boys very cute!
S: Still talking about it?!
J: Move on already!
W: When I say X is cute, I don't see you guys moving on.

Paedophilic Friends

Jurong Bird

Looking at http://singlesmansion.blogspot.com/2009/05/blog-post.html

N: Aiyoh, my little Birdbird! 越看越相! I'm just gonna copy that picture into my iPhone and set as your contact picture. "Look! My Birdbird calling me!"

Ear wax

S talking to W

S: Then hor...
*Interrupted by J.O*
J.O: Uh? 燕窝?

Sleeping @ Maxwell

世上只有妈妈好

S: When my mom had me, she always look at sexy models, all blondes, then the figure very WOO! So I can be like them.
S: But in the end is I look at blondes then very WOO!
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J: Oh shit now I know why N call me Birdbird!
S: Why?
J: My mom every day eat Birds' Nest!
S: HAHAH! OSTRICH!

Straight people cannot be bent

A still half asleep at maxwell

Random outburst by A
A: SNAP-A-RULER! *With big hand actions swinging over head*

Everyone: ?!?! LOL

Of sexy thighs and short skirts

A telling everyone about the boys in his life.

A: And then roy huh..
*Interrupted by S*
S: WOO TROY! *Punches fist in the air!*
Everyone: ?!?! ROY LA.
S: Oh i heard Troy.
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S: Troy shall be my butch name!

Subway fan through and through

W,S, J and L chit chatting at maxwell after Play. A sleeping.
Suddenly...

A: *Sleeping with arms folded on the table.* Dont buy the lettuce!
W,S,J,L: ?!?!
S: Ok A no lettuce no lettuce.
A: Ok.
L: Cheese or toasted?
A: Toasted and water.
J: You want drink?
A: No. Just water. Bottle one.
J: Cookies or snacks?
A: Water.
S: Macadamia or Choc chip?
A: neh neh.
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A: Order already?
A: I got 50cent! *Digs pocket for 50cent*
A: CB no more 50cent. *Finds the 50cent and puts on the table*

*A proceeds back to sleep*

Who needs PJs anyway?

Talking about sleeping positions.

W: Do you all keep very still or like turn everywhere?
S: I sleep very straight. Like corpse. And wont move one.
W: Oh? I strip straight.
W: Eh shrip straight strip straight.

L and S: wah you strip straight and sleep! :O

Twitter abuse.

*read from bottom up

Fergie is not only good at peeing in pants.

J: You spelt your "glamourous" wrong.
N: Oh issit.
J: Yup, Fergie will be so disappointed in you!
N: Oh, sorry Fergie.
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N: How to spell ah?
J: G-L-A-M...
N: O-R-O-U-S!

Glamorous - Fergie Feat. Ludacris