Human parts

S: My left breast very pain
L: Oh the chest ah?
S: No. Breast breast!
L: The usual part always pain ah?
S: Not the chest the breast the breast!
L: Okay okay your breast.


S: Breast meat not chest meat!

Who's killerpuppy?

Dirty Minds II

J.O: I cannot suck. I will bite.
S: I'm already biting.
L: I will suck first then bite.
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Happy Farm and Blonde Moments

J: I was thinking why Happy Farm got one ant in it one.
N: Uh huh?
J: Then I realise it was on my screen.
N: LOL.
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N: Alot of new people started playing Happy Farm already!
J: Then?
N: Means they will steal our expensive crops!
J: HUH. TODAY CANNOT GO OUT ALREADY. STAY HOME!

McDonalds

After the soggy fries incident..

A: ..and the person whose ears are not working is in front of me.
S: Huh, what thing?
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A: SEE?!

Powerpuff Girls!

Wendy brought bubbles to blow at ECP!

S: I want to blow one time!
- blows -
L: Eh you say one time only!
S: Oh sorry.
L: Later you blow yourself.

In A Car

We were leaving ECP carpark, and had to pay for the time we were parked there using the cashcard, but she had to get out of the car to manually insert, not like the scan scan one.

L: Wah sian must put in myself.
W: You need me to insert for you?
L: No it's okay.

Food Innuendos

JO: I like hard one.
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A & S look at each other.
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L: I like soggy fries.
S: Huh, you like crispy one ah?
L: I like soggy one.
S: Orh so you like hard one ah?
L: I like soggy fries.
S: Orh you like soggy one ah?
The rest of us: ...

The Price Is Right

W: My cheebye is $6329.
S: Huh? Priceless lah!
A: Free for C!

Epic trick fail.

*Trying to think of domain names for J's portfolio*

N: imadirtygirl.com
J: imadirtygirl.com?!
N: You're a dirty what?
J: No I'm not.
N: *chuckles*