Conflict of the Stars

JO: Aries/Taurus how ah? Aries like to play, but Taurus can commit.
JT: Commited to playing lor.

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JO: Then Virgo/Libra leh?
JT: Virgo like to stay home, Libra like to go out. So I go out to N's home lor.

90's were more fun

F: and in primary school, i was the head librarian
i was so garang i tell you

J: wahsay jealous
i alway wanted to chop chop the books

F: YA
chop chop the books
but now scan la girl

J: SHIT

Not if you're full bottom.

*discussing where the hymen is*
W (to 3 lesbians): Aiyah, no need to know where it is lah! Not like we ever have a vagina in our face.
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W: Sorry, I forgot who I was.

Portability

A: Are we going to club? You're coming to my house first right.
J: Yeah, I'll go over then we can decide lor.
A: Then what are you going to wear to my house? You're gonna bring clothes and makeup ah?
J: Aiyah, wear clothes and makeup lor! Bring makeup on my face better than bring all of it out.

Fangirlz

J: *starts singing Yellowcard*
N: Okok a lot of feeling already.
J: What?! It's YELLOWCARD!
N: OH MY GOOOODDDD... YELLOWCARRRRRDDDD.. I used to have all their songs!!!!!

A bad doctor.

At the clinic.

N: I'm going to pull out your dead hairs because I'm bored.
J: -keeps quiet-
N: -pulls-
After the 6th strand...
J: Ouch.
N: Pain ar?
J: YA LAR!
N: Say luh! I thought why you no reaction one.
J: >.<

N: -irritates J-
J: Ok. I know what I'm going to tell the doctor already.
N: What?
J: I'm going to tell him that you're giving me a headache.
N: Oh no! What did the doctor do?!

Sesame Street 2000

louisa i miss sesame strreeet

Vulnerator non vincitur.
HEHEHEHE ME TOO


louisa
ahah i like the purple one!
eh no
that one
macs

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louisa
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got purple one in sesame street also ah. accord to the pic


Vulnerator non vincitur.
HAHAHHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
I PHOTOSHOP ONE

Natal Charts

sherleen: ya my moon aquarius :X

me: ur emotions wanna ask alot :x

sherleen: ya true :X

but then i wont ask in the end.

i jus figure it out myself somehw.

me: hahahaa not bad.

sherleen: IS TT TAURUS
DEAL W MYSELF d:

me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAH

sherleen: OMG

me: MAYBE OMG

sherleen: make sense now HAHA

oh i gt libra also.

D:

chinchai.. ya i chinchai alot w B sometimes hahahaha.

sherleen: like anyth la.. don wan to bother , bother alr i xin ku. tt... is taurus ?!

OMG

bangs head

me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

that might be libra also

taurus more of.. i dontcare, i think u dont care also

libra is.. i dont think u care, so i dont want to care.

sherleen: i got both tinkin before

i even tink before... i tink u care so i don wan to care.

me: see which one stronger lor hahahaha

sherleen: let u care more :X

me: HAHAHAH THAT ONE PISCES ALREADY

Basket

J: Ah! So cute! So annoying! I feel like punching it.
N: Now you know how I feel about you.

Don't Forget The Lyrics... & Artiste

J: I was listening to Rachael Yamagata right?
N: What song?
J: Don't.
N: Don't, don't let me be the last to know - For you and for me and the entire human race -
J: Then right...
N: Show me the meaning of being lonely - Lonely, I'm so lonely -
J: ... I was wondering if she was a Virgo.
N: Like a virgin!
J: Hello?
N: Hello there, the angel from my nightmare -
J: Aiyah! Then you know what horoscope is she?
N: Huh? Who?
J: RACHAEL YAMAGATAAAAAAAA! Wahlao, you sing from Britney Spears to Madonna, you dunno who I talking about?!

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N: Hahaha, I seriously didn't know who you were talking about! The last word I heard was "Don't".
J: Yeah, then you went into a 90mins concert.

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N: I think your "RACHAEL YAMAGATAAAAAA!" woke me up. But I was actually quite happy being not sane.

Human parts

S: My left breast very pain
L: Oh the chest ah?
S: No. Breast breast!
L: The usual part always pain ah?
S: Not the chest the breast the breast!
L: Okay okay your breast.


S: Breast meat not chest meat!

Who's killerpuppy?

Dirty Minds II

J.O: I cannot suck. I will bite.
S: I'm already biting.
L: I will suck first then bite.
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Happy Farm and Blonde Moments

J: I was thinking why Happy Farm got one ant in it one.
N: Uh huh?
J: Then I realise it was on my screen.
N: LOL.
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N: Alot of new people started playing Happy Farm already!
J: Then?
N: Means they will steal our expensive crops!
J: HUH. TODAY CANNOT GO OUT ALREADY. STAY HOME!

McDonalds

After the soggy fries incident..

A: ..and the person whose ears are not working is in front of me.
S: Huh, what thing?
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A: SEE?!

Powerpuff Girls!

Wendy brought bubbles to blow at ECP!

S: I want to blow one time!
- blows -
L: Eh you say one time only!
S: Oh sorry.
L: Later you blow yourself.

In A Car

We were leaving ECP carpark, and had to pay for the time we were parked there using the cashcard, but she had to get out of the car to manually insert, not like the scan scan one.

L: Wah sian must put in myself.
W: You need me to insert for you?
L: No it's okay.

Food Innuendos

JO: I like hard one.
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A & S look at each other.
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L: I like soggy fries.
S: Huh, you like crispy one ah?
L: I like soggy one.
S: Orh so you like hard one ah?
L: I like soggy fries.
S: Orh you like soggy one ah?
The rest of us: ...

The Price Is Right

W: My cheebye is $6329.
S: Huh? Priceless lah!
A: Free for C!

Epic trick fail.

*Trying to think of domain names for J's portfolio*

N: imadirtygirl.com
J: imadirtygirl.com?!
N: You're a dirty what?
J: No I'm not.
N: *chuckles*