Oh my Paint.

J: How do you make a rainbow in Photoshop?!
N: Curve line, 7 colours?
J: I don't know how to make a rainbow in Photoshop!
N: I know how to make a rainbow in MS Paint.

Satu only.

J: Singlemansion.blogspot.com has been removed??!?!?!!?!?
N: singleSmansion.blogspot
J: Oh.
N: Single mansion. LOL!
J: Oei! You so bad!

Your honor, I reject!

N: You're so annoying!
J: Me?! Oh. Ok lor.
N: I can hear that you dont agree.
J: Ya? I reject!
N: I object luh!
J: Oh! Aiya! It's 6 in the morning!
N: LOL!

midnight convo with louisa

Wendy's real horoscope should be "Libra"

Mentioning about going JB...

W : You going with who?
S : My secret lover
W : Omg you got secret lover!
S : Yes..hahahaha
S : *2 seconds later* No la .. don't be taken in by me please
W : Hah..then who sia?
S : Omg you believe me sia!

Put your hands up!

J: I'll buy him a gucci bag!
A: I'll buy him Jimmy Choos lor!
J: I want Jimmy Choos!
A: I want gucci bag!
J: Okay lah, then he can dance and earn money for us to buy our gucci and Jimmy Choos.
A: Okay, set.

Our daily conversations that shortens my life.

N: I think I used to have more friends.
J: Ya. Me too. I was hotter on the internet.
N: No wonder you got so many ex-boyfriends.
J: Aiya, all not serious ones.
N: I add all my not serious ones also yours more than mine by a few times lor!
J: Really nothing one. Never say I love you. Never hold hand. Just talk only.
N: Wah. Gam lan.
J: Ya lor. For fun one.
N: WHAT?! I SAID GAM LAN YOU SAID YA LOR FOR FUN ONE?!
J: Huh. Oops. Hahah.
N: Dum bai.

Some things are better left unsaid.

A: Maybe it's in my LJ.
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A: Aren't you going to ask me why?
K: No? Cause you're freaky like that.

Facebook whores

K: Who is Gemma Lee? I'm gonna find her on Facebook... Wah! So many Gemma Lees in the world!
A: I know right. Try searching Kelson Ong and you won't feel special anymore.
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(still on FB)
K: See, I cannot poke people who are not my friends anymore!

Bonding.

A: What's a simpler way of saying "hanging out and get to know each other at a deeper level"?
J: Bonding.
K: Have sex.
J: Well, that's bonding too.
A: Bonding is when 2 molecular masses come together to form one extremely pleasurable chemical reaction called...
A & J: Orgasm.

Programmes and superficiality.

J: Illustrator is really useful.
A: Yeah, but I forgot how to use it already.
J: I am useless without the layers.
A: Same. We're such layer whores.
J: You make us sound so superficial.
A: Oh yeah, HAHAHA! (pause) My hair smells so good! Yeah!
J: Erm, yup.

101 things to get.

J: I'm going to get Gucci Bag.
N: I'm going to get very broke.

So many keys, so little locks.

N: Help me lock the door and the gate please. I need to throw rubbish.
J: Orh. Which key?
N: The short one with alot of holes.
J: For both?
N: Huh? The short one with alot of holes.
J: Ya. For both?
N: Uh, gate no need key to lock what.
J: Oh. :S

Yes, I ended up locking up myself.

Blood ties

A: Do you know Sarah Peh?
J: Yes.
A: You know her sister Jill?
J: (sarcastically) Orh... Jill Peh ah?
A: Yeah, I think so.
J & W: -.- and HAHAHAHA
A: What is so funny?!
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A: Because Jill lives at Holland V right...
J: Yes, A, we shared cab with Sarah before.
A: Yah yah that area.
J: Yes. Sarah Peh should live under the same roof with Jill Peh.
A: :@

Oh, Mcdonalds.

N: Today's weather is so McWeather.
J: Why?
N: Because I'm lovin' it.

Literal Horoscope Signs.

J: You come here you ox!
N: Bull lor! You virgin carrying a jug of.. of..
J: Of what?
N: Beer! You 啤酒妹！ (beer girl)
J: :@

New stray in the house.

J: I felt like a stray cat just now at the bus stop. I was cold and hungry.

LC is the new W

J (to S): I swear, LC is the new W. Always say wrong thing one.
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J: Eh, Nellie from GM Primary ah?
LC: Yeah.. you recognise her ah?
J: I'm from MG not GM.

The Great Rock Legends Sale.

J: I look ridiculous with my blazer. I should go shopping!
-10seconds later-
J: Ew! Who would want black furry boots?! ... Oh. It's free. Everybody wants black furry boots!

J: Black furry boots is so awesome.
N: I thought you said, "who would want black furry boots?"
J: BUT IT'S FREE!

J: I look so ridiculous now :S

Mr Touch plays music too.