Split Personality

N: You will go to hell, you stupid lesbian!

are you even listening to yourself? 2

J: OMG they're playing L4D!
N: Who?
J: Adam!
N: Oh, I know.
J: ... Did you just say "who?"
N: No.
J: Then what did you say?
N: Oh... Yeah.

Part 1 here.

Hmm, L might be secretly bisexual.

L: I spotted cleavage then A wrap like tube
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L: He never wear tee
L: I got a thing for shoulders

Google Search

N: Taurus usually got problems in the neck. Aries usually got brain damage.
J: Huh! Virgo leh?
N: I don't know leh.
J: Go search leh.
N: Do I look like Google to you?!
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J: My little search engine!!! You're the answer to my everything :D
N: -.-

Dirty Minds!

Please guess what they were doing...

J.O: You want me to wear for you?
S: Yeah, because you take off for me.
J.O: Okay, which hole?
S: TOO TIGHT TOO TIGHT!
J.O: Huh okokok...
S: YOU NEVER POKE!
J.O: Okok!!! This one ah??
S: AIYA YOU HALFWAY LET GO!!!


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Assessments drive you crazy

S otp with L...

S: Should I choose blue for this page?
S: Hmm...
S: Okay, I shall choose blue
S: Sorry, you don't have much of a choice
L: ...

Sexuality Issues

S: Tell her that i'm straight.
L: HAH.
S: WHY YOU HAH!
L: are you even listening to what you're saying?
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S: What if i'm really straight?
L: ...
S: Okay la okay la i'm so not straight. CB

Thats why you're our SM mascot

Half beer lady, Half slut :(

Lucky Saggis

Talking about Singles Mansion...

S: Adam and me platonic. He can go have sex with Louisa.
J.O: Omg! Then me and Louisa can scandal also!
S: WAH! She hot topic sia. All want her.
J.O: But no cannot! Our scandals only in Play.
J.O: Yalor! Lucky sia Louisa!
S: Really Saggis, ONS.

Schizo much?

(Waiting for KFC delivery & phone rings)
J: Hello?
Man: Hi, Mr Chua?
J: (in very sian voice) Wrong number. *kup*
N: Who's that?
J: Ask for Mr Chua, hur.
N: It's KFC!
J: Huh? KFC?
N: Yes lah!
(phone rings again)
N: Pick up! KFC!
J: *picks* Hello?
Man: Hi, KFC delivery, is this Mr Chua?
J: (politely) Yes?
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J: *hangs up* Later the man think I split personality.

Confessional Booth

W: Wahlao, I only say she cute only, you all like that.
J: No, you said she was damn hot--
W: Yah, actually she's damn hot lah, hahahaha!

Amne-what?

J (to AC): Your birthday pass already a not ah?
AC: Yahlah you were there what!
E: Haha, J, amnesia ah. Like that Britney Spears song...
J: Oh ya hor.
E: Eh, that song how to sing ah?

Taboo

W: You go Genting you can sit what?
S: Mountain!
J.O: Roller Coaster!
W & J.O: Mountain?! LOL
S: I heard "see".
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S: Okay, the one that lesbians use!
J.O: Finger!
S: No! Hahaha!
W & J.O: Dildo!
S: NOOOO!
W: Vibrator!
S: Shorter is?
W: VIBRATE!
S: YESSSSSSSSSS!

Gosh, extra info!

At the dimsum restaurant...

S: We order veggie okay?
J.O: Okay, my shit these days very black.

Lesson One: Being Subtle

AC: I ask you ah... Am I very flirt?
J: Um... You're just a Pisces lor.
AC: CHEEBYE!

Perversity

Alterego

PLATONIC, PLZ.

Cyber sex