Basket

J: Ah! So cute! So annoying! I feel like punching it.
N: Now you know how I feel about you.

Don't Forget The Lyrics... & Artiste

J: I was listening to Rachael Yamagata right?
N: What song?
J: Don't.
N: Don't, don't let me be the last to know - For you and for me and the entire human race -
J: Then right...
N: Show me the meaning of being lonely - Lonely, I'm so lonely -
J: ... I was wondering if she was a Virgo.
N: Like a virgin!
J: Hello?
N: Hello there, the angel from my nightmare -
J: Aiyah! Then you know what horoscope is she?
N: Huh? Who?
J: RACHAEL YAMAGATAAAAAAAA! Wahlao, you sing from Britney Spears to Madonna, you dunno who I talking about?!

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N: Hahaha, I seriously didn't know who you were talking about! The last word I heard was "Don't".
J: Yeah, then you went into a 90mins concert.

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N: I think your "RACHAEL YAMAGATAAAAAA!" woke me up. But I was actually quite happy being not sane.

Human parts

S: My left breast very pain
L: Oh the chest ah?
S: No. Breast breast!
L: The usual part always pain ah?
S: Not the chest the breast the breast!
L: Okay okay your breast.


S: Breast meat not chest meat!

Who's killerpuppy?

Dirty Minds II

J.O: I cannot suck. I will bite.
S: I'm already biting.
L: I will suck first then bite.
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Happy Farm and Blonde Moments

J: I was thinking why Happy Farm got one ant in it one.
N: Uh huh?
J: Then I realise it was on my screen.
N: LOL.
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N: Alot of new people started playing Happy Farm already!
J: Then?
N: Means they will steal our expensive crops!
J: HUH. TODAY CANNOT GO OUT ALREADY. STAY HOME!

McDonalds

After the soggy fries incident..

A: ..and the person whose ears are not working is in front of me.
S: Huh, what thing?
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A: SEE?!

Powerpuff Girls!

Wendy brought bubbles to blow at ECP!

S: I want to blow one time!
- blows -
L: Eh you say one time only!
S: Oh sorry.
L: Later you blow yourself.

In A Car

We were leaving ECP carpark, and had to pay for the time we were parked there using the cashcard, but she had to get out of the car to manually insert, not like the scan scan one.

L: Wah sian must put in myself.
W: You need me to insert for you?
L: No it's okay.

Food Innuendos

JO: I like hard one.
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L: I like soggy fries.
S: Huh, you like crispy one ah?
L: I like soggy one.
S: Orh so you like hard one ah?
L: I like soggy fries.
S: Orh you like soggy one ah?
The rest of us: ...

The Price Is Right

W: My cheebye is $6329.
S: Huh? Priceless lah!
A: Free for C!

Epic trick fail.

*Trying to think of domain names for J's portfolio*

N: imadirtygirl.com
J: imadirtygirl.com?!
N: You're a dirty what?
J: No I'm not.
N: *chuckles*

We love the Merlion

N high and drunk and semi gone.

N: Merlion got lightning!
W,L,J: ?!?!
W: Got thunder?
N: Got Bom bom but no thunder.
W: So lightning or thunder first?
N: *Thinks very hard* Lightning.
N: Merlion got lightning

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W: *to herself* Correct a not ah, lightning comes first? Correct correct.

Who says India doesnt have meteor garden?

W,S and L talking about Hua Yang Nan Hai aka Meteor Garden - Korean version.
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S: Ya lor ya lor Gu Jun pyo *does frowning action to imitate lead female.
S: and Kim Ghan Di
W and L : ?!?!?! OMG GHANDI
S: Eh Jan di Jan di
W: HAHAHA INDIAN VERSION ALREADY

Talk about DIY

S and L @HK cafe waiting for others to come.

S: *Points to the juices section on the menu* Wah so expensive! $4.90 for juice
L: *Points to the write-up* Hand squeezed ma. Sure expensive.
S: Like that i also can squeeze myself at home lor.
L: Okay lor then you go home and squeeze.
S: Hand squeeze! *Does squeezing action at boobs.*

Slave & Master

A: Yeah, he stays in Jurong too!
F: Ask him out, ask him out.
A: You also don't stay in Jurong anymore.
F: Huh? Ask him, not me.
A: Yeah, you don't stay in Jurong anymore.
F: Huh? Ask him. I stay in Redhill.
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A (to all): SM, someone, SM!
F: What SM?
All: -.-
F: Slave and master?

Top like W

(Discussing about J's namecard design.)

J: Top or bottom?! (Regarding the text placement.)
L: Bottom!
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L: Top like a bit bare...
A: But bottom more balance.

It just gets worst.

J: I like choices.
N: Oh really?
J: Ya, especially when I'm bored.
N: Oh is it? So, you like choices, when you're bored?

Fatties lingo

J.O: back fatty!
S: wb fatty!
J.O: I was wondering what was 'wb' okay
J.O: Wobble

Post exam stress = Thursday Matching Contest

N: What you want?!
J: I want the $100!
N: I give you luh!
J: I want people to give us!
N: Hanar! What you want me to do?
J: Paint yourself orange.
N: FUCK YOU. IM NOT ACTING THE CARROT!
J: Okokok. Paint yourself yellow?
N: Whats that?!
J: You be the cheese and I be the mouse lor.
N: I want to die now.


J: The only other thing I can think that in pairs are chopsticks.
N: Just kill me now.