Welcome to our cribz, y'all~

So the thing is, we're gonna chip in our money and buy a fucking huge mansion and end up as nocturnal, aneroxic party animals. We will forget to eat, and breakfast is at 11pm. We will get hyperactive and have taopok sessions every morning. We will adopt a kid and raise him/her up as a homosexual when we get sick of each other. We will grow fat, live fast and die young. We will get diabetes, kidney problems and lung cancer. We will be fabulous and everyone would love to be us.

Saturday, November 07, 2009

Fangirlz




J: *starts singing Yellowcard*
N: Okok a lot of feeling already.
J: What?! It's YELLOWCARD!
N: OH MY GOOOODDDD... YELLOWCARRRRRDDDD.. I used to have all their songs!!!!!

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

A bad doctor.

At the clinic.

N: I'm going to pull out your dead hairs because I'm bored.
J: -keeps quiet-
N: -pulls-
After the 6th strand...
J: Ouch.
N: Pain ar?
J: YA LAR!
N: Say luh! I thought why you no reaction one.
J: >.<

N: -irritates J-
J: Ok. I know what I'm going to tell the doctor already.
N: What?
J: I'm going to tell him that you're giving me a headache.
N: Oh no! What did the doctor do?!

Friday, October 30, 2009

Sesame Street 2000




louisa i miss sesame strreeet

Vulnerator non vincitur.
HEHEHEHE ME TOO


louisa
ahah i like the purple one!
eh no
that one
macs

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louisa
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got purple one in sesame street also ah. accord to the pic


Vulnerator non vincitur.
HAHAHHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
I PHOTOSHOP ONE

Friday, October 09, 2009

Natal Charts

sherleen: ya my moon aquarius :X
me: ur emotions wanna ask alot :x
sherleen: ya true :X
but then i wont ask in the end.
i jus figure it out myself somehw.
me: hahahaa not bad.
sherleen: IS TT TAURUS
DEAL W MYSELF d:
me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAH
sherleen: OMG
me: MAYBE OMG
sherleen: make sense now HAHA
oh i gt libra also.
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chinchai.. ya i chinchai alot w B sometimes hahahaha.
sherleen: like anyth la.. don wan to bother , bother alr i xin ku. tt... is taurus ?!
OMG
bangs head
me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
that might be libra also
taurus more of.. i dontcare, i think u dont care also
libra is.. i dont think u care, so i dont want to care.
sherleen: i got both tinkin before
i even tink before... i tink u care so i don wan to care.
me: see which one stronger lor hahahaha
sherleen: let u care more :X
me: HAHAHAH THAT ONE PISCES ALREADY

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Basket


J: Ah! So cute! So annoying! I feel like punching it.
N: Now you know how I feel about you.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Don't Forget The Lyrics... & Artiste

J: I was listening to Rachael Yamagata right?
N: What song?
J: Don't.
N: Don't, don't let me be the last to know - For you and for me and the entire human race -
J: Then right...
N: Show me the meaning of being lonely - Lonely, I'm so lonely -
J: ... I was wondering if she was a Virgo.
N: Like a virgin!
J: Hello?
N: Hello there, the angel from my nightmare -
J: Aiyah! Then you know what horoscope is she?
N: Huh? Who?
J: RACHAEL YAMAGATAAAAAAAA! Wahlao, you sing from Britney Spears to Madonna, you dunno who I talking about?!

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N: Hahaha, I seriously didn't know who you were talking about! The last word I heard was "Don't".
J: Yeah, then you went into a 90mins concert.

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N: I think your "RACHAEL YAMAGATAAAAAA!" woke me up. But I was actually quite happy being not sane.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Human parts

S: My left breast very pain
L: Oh the chest ah?
S: No. Breast breast!
L: The usual part always pain ah?
S: Not the chest the breast the breast!
L: Okay okay your breast.


S: Breast meat not chest meat!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Dirty Minds II

J.O: I cannot suck. I will bite.
S: I'm already biting.
L: I will suck first then bite.
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Friday, June 12, 2009

Happy Farm and Blonde Moments

J: I was thinking why Happy Farm got one ant in it one.
N: Uh huh?
J: Then I realise it was on my screen.
N: LOL.
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N: Alot of new people started playing Happy Farm already!
J: Then?
N: Means they will steal our expensive crops!
J: HUH. TODAY CANNOT GO OUT ALREADY. STAY HOME!

Saturday, June 06, 2009

McDonalds

After the soggy fries incident..

A: ..and the person whose ears are not working is in front of me.
S: Huh, what thing?
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A: SEE?!

Powerpuff Girls!

Wendy brought bubbles to blow at ECP!

S: I want to blow one time!
- blows -
L: Eh you say one time only!
S: Oh sorry.
L: Later you blow yourself.

In A Car

We were leaving ECP carpark, and had to pay for the time we were parked there using the cashcard, but she had to get out of the car to manually insert, not like the scan scan one.

L: Wah sian must put in myself.
W: You need me to insert for you?
L: No it's okay.

Food Innuendos

JO: I like hard one.
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A & S look at each other.
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L: I like soggy fries.
S: Huh, you like crispy one ah?
L: I like soggy one.
S: Orh so you like hard one ah?
L: I like soggy fries.
S: Orh you like soggy one ah?
The rest of us: ...

The Price Is Right

W: My cheebye is $6329.
S: Huh? Priceless lah!
A: Free for C!

Thursday, June 04, 2009

Epic trick fail.

*Trying to think of domain names for J's portfolio*

N: imadirtygirl.com
J: imadirtygirl.com?!
N: You're a dirty what?
J: No I'm not.
N: *chuckles*

Saturday, May 30, 2009

We love the Merlion

N high and drunk and semi gone.

N: Merlion got lightning!
W,L,J: ?!?!
W: Got thunder?
N: Got Bom bom but no thunder.
W: So lightning or thunder first?
N: *Thinks very hard* Lightning.
N: Merlion got lightning

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W: *to herself* Correct a not ah, lightning comes first? Correct correct.

Who says India doesnt have meteor garden?

W,S and L talking about Hua Yang Nan Hai aka Meteor Garden - Korean version.
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S: Ya lor ya lor Gu Jun pyo *does frowning action to imitate lead female.
S: and Kim Ghan Di
W and L : ?!?!?! OMG GHANDI
S: Eh Jan di Jan di
W: HAHAHA INDIAN VERSION ALREADY

Talk about DIY

S and L @HK cafe waiting for others to come.

S: *Points to the juices section on the menu* Wah so expensive! $4.90 for juice
L: *Points to the write-up* Hand squeezed ma. Sure expensive.
S: Like that i also can squeeze myself at home lor.
L: Okay lor then you go home and squeeze.
S: Hand squeeze! *Does squeezing action at boobs.*

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Slave & Master

A: Yeah, he stays in Jurong too!
F: Ask him out, ask him out.
A: You also don't stay in Jurong anymore.
F: Huh? Ask him, not me.
A: Yeah, you don't stay in Jurong anymore.
F: Huh? Ask him. I stay in Redhill.
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A (to all): SM, someone, SM!
F: What SM?
All: -.-
F: Slave and master?