Singlesmansion Crew Yo!

I-On

W: Where you going? You on? I-On!

J: *roll eyes*

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J: You on bo?

W: I-On!!!

Math Genius

AC: (Feeding J ice-cream) You got 2 choices -- nose, hair or mouth.

Peacockcockcock

J: I told you peacock is a fabulous turkey.
F: Eh don't confuse me with another pet.
J: What pet?!
F: Turkey is the 2 leg one right.
J: Which bird no 2 legs?! Giraffe ah?!
F: Oh yeah... HA! BUTTERFLY!


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F: Ha! Bats! 2 legs then 2 hands here!
A: You just said?! 2 hands?!

Fyeah

F: But Gmarket a lot of girls stuff leh...
J: Lucky you!

Inclusive

F: We can put this back.
J: Is that supposed to be funny?
F: Yeah it is and you never even laugh.
J: Its not funny!
F: K la it's common sense.
J: Yeah.. You find common sense funny?
F: Hmm.. we are weird like that.
J: WE?!

How-To: Meme Talk

X: Y u no...
Y: I dunno lol
X: *Smirk*
Y: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
X: Fuckyeah.
Y: Forever Alone

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F: Who is X and Y?

Saaaaku...

W: Saaaakuuuuraaa...
F: The song supposed to be graceful one leh.
W: Gracefruuu!

Lucky

F: (picks up 10c coin) Today is my lucky day!
J: Yeah! Dont need to work tonight!

Shopping

F: This is so nice! But Im not a very tee-shirt person. You know, all the dresses and all?

Aspirations

W: Haha, your cupboard will slowly be taken over by OL clothes.
J: Wahlao, don't like that leh.
W: Hahaha, then you see your going out clothes will be like 10%, OL clothes 90%.
J: Hannor hannor, then in the morning see me read Wall St Journal all.
W: Ya ya ya, then you'll take over Isetan and like be on Time magazine cover.
J: Yeah, and Playboy.
W: In the same week.
J: Yeah, that's how I roll.

Except(ion)

Singing to Wang Lee Hom

W: Baby, 你就是我的… No you're not.

J: D:

F doesnt make things any better.

J: W wanna snatch my rainbow flag from me lor.
W: Where got snatch? I already confessed to you already mah.
J: So you only want me for my flag lah?!
W: Aiyo how you know.
J: Yahlor, I'm the one with the boyfriend mah hor.
F: Haha yayaya.
J: But I'm not gay, my boyfriend is hor.
F: Correct correct.

Penis!

On the bus

W: We very long never play the Penis game (à la 500 Days of Summer).

J: No, I'm not playing with you.

W: Maybe I should get AC to play the Penis game with me... Okay, that came out wrong.

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In the car

AC: Penis.

J: Penis!

AC: PENIS!

J: PENIS!!!

W: VAGINAAAAAA!!!!

J (to AC): She's sooo lesbian.

AC: I also say.

J: And you're so gay.

The (2nd) Confession

W: Do you think I'm straight?

J: I already know you're not.

W: What if one day I tell you I like a girl?

J: I wouldn't be surprised

(goes on for another 10 minutes)

W: Really ah, you wouldn't be surprised?

J: Nope.

W: J, I like you.

J: This is not the first time you confessed to me. Hold my hand leh.

English 101 with W

W's translation for "吞不下那口气": Swallow that saliva.

Homeless Chic

F: I look like a hobo!

J: Homo hobo!

F: You are half a hobo!

J: I'm a ho! ... Shit.

Product Testing

感情才会… 旧？

C: 来，我们一人一半。

W: 可是我不要跟你感情不散。

But I'm not gay, my boyfriend is...

A (to W): Eh, straight one, hahaha you don't have rainbow flag.

W: I'm not the one with the boyfriend.