Welcome to our cribz, y'all~

So the thing is, we're gonna chip in our money and buy a fucking huge mansion and end up as nocturnal, aneroxic party animals. We will forget to eat, and breakfast is at 11pm. We will get hyperactive and have taopok sessions every morning. We will adopt a kid and raise him/her up as a homosexual when we get sick of each other. We will grow fat, live fast and die young. We will get diabetes, kidney problems and lung cancer. We will be fabulous and everyone would love to be us.

Monday, March 09, 2009

Sex Ed

Discussing how male cum tastes like...
N: Maybe we should go sperm bank and steal! Then drink it!
L: Baby, ew! How could you even suggest that!
N: Then what?! We'll find out what!
L: We can always steal, take it and let some idiot drink it for us! (looks at ST) Like her!
N: Hahaha, here ST, yoghurt!
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ST: Newspaper got write this woman actually got pregnant by sleeping together with a man.
L: My sister used to work as a counsellor for underaged girls going for abortion. & some of them are actually still virgins.
E: Oh my god, so they actually got pregnant through heavy petting?
L: Yup.
ST: Huh, so sleeping together can actually get pregnant!
L: Yup, hold hands also can.
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