Oh my Steve Jobs

N: Should I paint my MacBook?
L: Nooooooooooooooo... That's blasphemous!

At least I'm hot in some ways.

N: The fucking weather is fucking hot.
L: Ya! I thought it was just me.
N: O.o ...
L: Ok. Fine. I'm hot. Happy?
N: Backwards right? HAHAHA.

L: Toh is Hot backwards.
N: -.-
L: It means I'm hot from the back.

If he was a girl.

A: You had sex at Gerald's house what!
MM: You had sex with a guy?!
JW: Yeah, if Gerald had a pussy, 2 boobs and long hair.

Who's that boy?

L: Who are you looking at?
N: Jack Russell.
L: Who's Jack?

L: If Keri Russell had a son, she'd better not name him Jack!
N: ...

Eggs are high in protein because of sperm content.

N: I'm so angry now if I swallow a egg, it will come out boiled.
J: You should control the temperature abit, then you will have a chick.

So the thing here is, J thought that all eggs are the supermarket is already fertilized, just that the factories put the eggs into the fridge of some sort immediately after it is laid. She thought, for the past twenty years of her life that all eggs that are laid, are fertilized and the very reason why it is not hatched is only because it is not incubated.

L: Are you staying over at the chalet?
S: Er, I don't know yet. Either I stay, or I crash at someone's house.
L: Whose house?
S: Er, haven't decided yet.
L: You sound like a slut.

Flashing helps... Sometimes.

N: I think I'm falling sick. The heaty kind.
L: We are not having KFC.
N: Why?! I'll flash you!

They're cousins, see?

L: Ya, like camel.
N: Camel?
L: You know, hide the head then think people cant see them.
N: ... Ostrich.
L: Oh. HAHAHAHA CAMEL. HAHAHA.
N: -.-

Bobos

Forever For A While

N: You were eternally confused... for a while.

Say whut?

W: Aiyoh, aiyoh, aiyoh, aiyoh, aiyoh. Haiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Cold fries are so not hot.

I r spy bot.

N: Who are you?! Identify yourself!
L: Jolene Toh!
N: Oh okay... No... *hesitates*
L: Ask me a question lah!
N: Are you a spy bot?!
L: No lah! Ask me a question to confirm my identity lah dey!

Meet Molar.

L: Ouch, my molar hurts.
W: Wah you name your teeth ah?

I would like to meet him too.

M: She say she's semi-curious, semi-mind.
N: Who's Sammy?

Talk about active sex lives.

N: We haven't had sex in a million years.
L: Yeah, feels like a million years.
(pause)
N: Actually, it's only been 4 days.

Now we got things cleared up.

A cleaning up bedroom, L & N asleep in the living room.
A's mom: You can't leave them outside.
A: Yeah, I know. I'm cleaning up the room for them to sleep.
A's mom: No, you can't leave them alone.
A: Huh? Why?
A's mom: 1 boy, 1 girl.
A: Huh? No, 2 girls.
A's mom: Oh.

2-second Quickie

N: Shit, I forgot to bring tampon! Cannot have quickie already.
L: O_o?

"Smell my chin."

(N returned from washing her face, water dripping from chin.)
L to N: You always don't wipe your chin!.... :O AHAHAHAHAH.

Pussies & Grooming

(watching Susu & Koi groom)
L: So sweet right!
N: You don't even groom me!
L: -.- You want me to lick you?.... :O AHAHAHA.

May the force be with you.

F: It just so happens I'm on the dark side!
L: Fauzi, you are the dark side.

F is epic fail at taupoking.

F: I never taupok so hard lor. I am a gentle boy in bed.

Politics and food don't go well together.

T: Let's have some Clinton shakes!
All: Hahahaha!
T: Well, it's better than Bush shakes, right?

Tarik

Looking at extremely tall passerby..
F: Eee, look at that guy! So tall and ugly!
W: Not my cup of tea.
F: Not my cup of teh-tarik.
W: Yeah, pull too long already.

Where do babies sleep in?

F: What's that baby bed called?
W: Crate! Eh? Yeah, crate.
A: Cot -.-
W: Oh yeah, cot! Hmm, then what's crate? Oh. Fruits.

F, mark down 16/02/2030.

At Pastamania, cute order-taker serving F, L and W.

L: Wendy, you like right!
W: Yes, like. Fauzi also like. I give Fauzi.
F: Give me what?
W: My virginity.

What does he mean by that?

F: My nipples misbehaved today.

Nicholas looks like a girl indeed.

S: I think he's with Nicholas...
(stands up to look)
S: Oh, no, he's with a bunch of girls.

How to fall in love.

(N on the floor)
L: (falling off the bed) Ah! Catch me! (lands) I didn't really gave you a choice, did I?
N: Nope, you didn't.

'Cus what I do, no one can do it better.

(Pussycat Dolls playing on TV in the background)
N: Sound pirated. (looks over at TV) Oh, it's live.

Hearing apparently isn't believing.

L: I heard a crack!
A: No, I didn't.

are you even listening to yourself?

L: Are you even listening to me?!
N: Yeah, I am. What did you say?

Not very romantic now, is it?

KN: She say she wanna save it for marriage.
S: Oh! No wonder you propose to her!

tired people don't really give 2 fucks

M: Wendy, carry me!
W: No, I'm too tired to carry you.
M: (jumping on Wendy) Carry me, carry me!
W: No, I'm too tired to even defend myself.

wise words

(L & N making out on the bed next to W.)
S: (leaving) Wendy, zuo ren hao zi dong yi dian. (Living means being automatic.)
W: (getting up) Zuo ren hen lei. (Living is tiring.)