A day early.

F: Eh you know I went for my medical checkup right... You know what? I got HIV. FML.

J: It's not April Fools' Day yet.

F: HAHAHAHAHAH HAPPY ADVANCED APRIL FOOLS!

He just wanted McNuggets.

F vs J

i hope i got gay mat

then i ask "are you thirsty. then give him a spiked drink"

AHAHAHAHA

share my hotcakes

WOO hotcakes!

so suggestive

zomg!

nice one

would you like to errr... wash my vegetable?

aiya i dunno la

so difficult

would u like some... maple syrup?

walao you so good

I KNOW

I SHOULD WRITE A BOOK

or would you like to undress my MAcchicken?

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

FAUZI

ur pickup lines are epic

i really dunno what? !!!

so difficult sia

haiyoh u need lessons

101 on dirty talking

choose food item

make sure it can be kinky

k k i try chilli

do you think the chilli is wrong? I ORDERED GARLIC CHILLI YOU DUMB ASS. NOT CURRY

is that ur pickup line

i dunno omg

i give up

walao i fail sia. no wonder single

Telling her I felt drunk...

S: Guys eat beansprouts cum will be very thick ah?

A: Really meh? I don't know leh...

(everyone ponders)

A: Yay, K coming back tomorrow!

Self-Explanatory