Fucking conscience.

-4 in the afternoon, N calls J to wake her up-

J: Hello...?
N: Hi, this is your conscience speaking, you still got your stopmotion to do.
J: Fuck you.
N: Hey, do not fuck your conscience.

Pancake Therapy.

J: I want to put pancake on my face.
N: Huh? Why?
J: Because it's warm and it smells nice.
N: ...
J: And if I'm hungry, I can just eat it.
N: Hahaha. Are you ok?
J: I think the fever burnt my brain.

Nobody is amused by the LJ

S: Did you see her LJ?!
W: Did you know she got LJ?!
JW: HAHAHA want to see my LJ?!
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S: Yeah, mine's killerpussy ok!
A: Mine's scarletballs ah!
JW: HAHAHA I'M THE PIERCER!!!

Mac has special functions.

The cancer of never letting go says: (12:36:11 AM)
im jus gg to paste "Auto Message to Wendy : I am not typing from now on" to her frm now
The cancer of never letting go says: (12:36:11 AM)
HAHA.

The cancer of never letting go says: (12:37:36 AM)
Auto Message to Wendy : I am not typing from now on
wenDy. if you spare me just this once says: (12:38:07 AM)
how u do the auto message thing sia

Infected by L4D

N: I dreamt of Tank!
L: Me too! OMG we were in the same game! Local server!!!
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N: You don't wanna have my babies!
L: Have! 2! Okay, 4!
(ponders)
L: Sekali 3 boys 1 girl. Bill, Louis, Francis and Zooey.
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L: You will kill me if I have a Louis. "Why is the baby black!"
N: Yeah, I will. I will send a witch to you.

Exchanging sex stories may expose you.

louisa says: (1:40:02 AM)
eh you know jp toliet thrilling also
louisa says: (1:40:08 AM)
omg. sudd sound like i got toliet fetish