Welcome to our cribz, y'all~

So the thing is, we're gonna chip in our money and buy a fucking huge mansion and end up as nocturnal, aneroxic party animals. We will forget to eat, and breakfast is at 11pm. We will get hyperactive and have taopok sessions every morning. We will adopt a kid and raise him/her up as a homosexual when we get sick of each other. We will grow fat, live fast and die young. We will get diabetes, kidney problems and lung cancer. We will be fabulous and everyone would love to be us.

Monday, September 24, 2012

F for Fury

We all know that #Taurus are known to be patient and reliable, warmhearted and loving, persistent and determined, placid and security loving. But F seems like the opposite recently. Using the word "DUMB FUCK" on Mister I is a little too harsh don't you think?


Shall we call for a toast in the anticipation for F's upcoming dramas in his emotional and sexual relations? We all love dramas don't we?

xoxo,
GOSSIPKAKAK


Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Camping Pleasures

F: OMG did I tell you some oficer got caught bringing a dildo to camp? His excuse was that he forgot to take it out from his bag. It was his birthday present.
A: Is he cute?

Thursday, September 13, 2012

The Drag Race

F: When you come back, please remind me of the laughters we used to have.. CB listening to Adele now.
A: SMLJ Adele. She should make you laugh, hello? She's so drama; she'd make an excellent drag queen.
F: Walao don't leh.. I can relate to her pretty well you know?
A: Yah, you also would make an excellent drag queen.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

None taken

W: And the guy was – (looks at F) no offence – Indian.
F: I'm not Indian...