Sandy Claws

AC: Christmas is coming, you know?

J: Don't even think about it.

AC: Santa's gonna give you something, not me.

J: Do you see Santa every morning when you look in the mirror?

AC: Yeah.. I always see a jolly fat man. *looks down at tummy*

Leopard never changes its...

Explaining to AC that leopard and cheetahs look very similar, slight difference in their spots.

AC: Huh, really meh? No what.. Leopard never changes its stripes, remember... EH?!?!

Will

Unfortunately cœur rhymes with douleur. says (4:28 PM):
fauzi

Unfortunately cœur rhymes with douleur. says (4:28 PM):
can u imagine

Unfortunately cœur rhymes with douleur. says (4:29 PM):
i put in my will

Unfortunately cœur rhymes with douleur. says (4:29 PM):
i donate my organs right

Unfortunately cœur rhymes with douleur. says (4:29 PM):
if accident or whatever

Unfortunately cœur rhymes with douleur. says (4:29 PM):
i give fauzi my womb

Unfortunately cœur rhymes with douleur. says (4:29 PM):
AHHAHAHA

euphoria. says (4:29 PM):
HAHAHAHAHA WTF

It Has Been A Year

J: OMG. Was it almost a year ago the Indian guys grabbing the supposed trannie, then it was all over Youtube?
A: YES! LOL!
J: ONE YEAR ALREADY AH?
A: Almost!
J: Wah lao eh. Aiyoh skanky Asian sluts. Sometimes I wish I was a guy.. so I can take my dick and slap their slutty faces. (Y)

Requiem For Star Wars

D: So what movie were you watching last night?
A: Requiem For A Dream, and Closer (for the eighth time).
D: Requiem for a dream.. Star Wars ah???
A: LOL
D: Closer? It's a gay movie?

Dirty talk.

Kerr.

AM 02:29 YES OFCOURSE

AM 02:29 WITH LYCHEE IN YR MOUTH

AM 02:29 YOU LIKE IT

AM 02:29 YOU LIKE IT?

AM 02:29 YEAH

AM 02:29 FUCK YEAHHHH

AM 02:29 okeh freaky

AM 02:29 i take that back

AM 02:30

Unfortunately cœur rhymes with douleur.

AM 02:30 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Kerr.

AM 02:30 hi