Welcome to our cribz, y'all~

So the thing is, we're gonna chip in our money and buy a fucking huge mansion and end up as nocturnal, aneroxic party animals. We will forget to eat, and breakfast is at 11pm. We will get hyperactive and have taopok sessions every morning. We will adopt a kid and raise him/her up as a homosexual when we get sick of each other. We will grow fat, live fast and die young. We will get diabetes, kidney problems and lung cancer. We will be fabulous and everyone would love to be us.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Meet Molar.

L: Ouch, my molar hurts.
W: Wah you name your teeth ah?

Sunday, November 16, 2008

I would like to meet him too.

M: She say she's semi-curious, semi-mind.
N: Who's Sammy?

Monday, November 10, 2008

Talk about active sex lives.

N: We haven't had sex in a million years.
L: Yeah, feels like a million years.
(pause)
N: Actually, it's only been 4 days.

Now we got things cleared up.

A cleaning up bedroom, L & N asleep in the living room.
A's mom: You can't leave them outside.
A: Yeah, I know. I'm cleaning up the room for them to sleep.
A's mom: No, you can't leave them alone.
A: Huh? Why?
A's mom: 1 boy, 1 girl.
A: Huh? No, 2 girls.
A's mom: Oh.

Sunday, November 09, 2008

2-second Quickie

N: Shit, I forgot to bring tampon! Cannot have quickie already.
L: O_o?

"Smell my chin."

(N returned from washing her face, water dripping from chin.)
L to N: You always don't wipe your chin!.... :O AHAHAHAHAH.

Pussies & Grooming

(watching Susu & Koi groom)
L: So sweet right!
N: You don't even groom me!
L: -.- You want me to lick you?.... :O AHAHAHA.