Welcome to our cribz, y'all~

So the thing is, we're gonna chip in our money and buy a fucking huge mansion and end up as nocturnal, aneroxic party animals. We will forget to eat, and breakfast is at 11pm. We will get hyperactive and have taopok sessions every morning. We will adopt a kid and raise him/her up as a homosexual when we get sick of each other. We will grow fat, live fast and die young. We will get diabetes, kidney problems and lung cancer. We will be fabulous and everyone would love to be us.

Friday, November 22, 2013

Fruits and Vegetables

(Discussing F's Taiwan keychain)


F: How does this look like TW right?
J: Yeah, looks like a banana.
F: (Tilts it) Yeah, this way right. Oh oh, it also looks like something else... Cucumber! No another vegetable.
J: Er..... brinjal!
F: Yes! Brinjal! It IS a vegetable right?

What is sheep


Wednesday, November 20, 2013

shame on you

L: My cat trick me to go and sleep then when he's done, he just walk out of the room. Like I'm some cheap whore.
A: It's okay, he's the one doing the walk of shame.