Oh my Paint.

J: How do you make a rainbow in Photoshop?!
N: Curve line, 7 colours?
J: I don't know how to make a rainbow in Photoshop!
N: I know how to make a rainbow in MS Paint.

Satu only.

J: Singlemansion.blogspot.com has been removed??!?!?!!?!?
N: singleSmansion.blogspot
J: Oh.
N: Single mansion. LOL!
J: Oei! You so bad!

Your honor, I reject!

N: You're so annoying!
J: Me?! Oh. Ok lor.
N: I can hear that you dont agree.
J: Ya? I reject!
N: I object luh!
J: Oh! Aiya! It's 6 in the morning!
N: LOL!

midnight convo with louisa

Wendy's real horoscope should be "Libra"

Mentioning about going JB...

W : You going with who?
S : My secret lover
W : Omg you got secret lover!
S : Yes..hahahaha
S : *2 seconds later* No la .. don't be taken in by me please
W : Hah..then who sia?
S : Omg you believe me sia!

Put your hands up!

J: I'll buy him a gucci bag!
A: I'll buy him Jimmy Choos lor!
J: I want Jimmy Choos!
A: I want gucci bag!
J: Okay lah, then he can dance and earn money for us to buy our gucci and Jimmy Choos.
A: Okay, set.

Our daily conversations that shortens my life.

N: I think I used to have more friends.
J: Ya. Me too. I was hotter on the internet.
N: No wonder you got so many ex-boyfriends.
J: Aiya, all not serious ones.
N: I add all my not serious ones also yours more than mine by a few times lor!
J: Really nothing one. Never say I love you. Never hold hand. Just talk only.
N: Wah. Gam lan.
J: Ya lor. For fun one.
N: WHAT?! I SAID GAM LAN YOU SAID YA LOR FOR FUN ONE?!
J: Huh. Oops. Hahah.
N: Dum bai.

Some things are better left unsaid.

A: Maybe it's in my LJ.
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A: Aren't you going to ask me why?
K: No? Cause you're freaky like that.

Facebook whores

K: Who is Gemma Lee? I'm gonna find her on Facebook... Wah! So many Gemma Lees in the world!
A: I know right. Try searching Kelson Ong and you won't feel special anymore.
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(still on FB)
K: See, I cannot poke people who are not my friends anymore!

Bonding.

A: What's a simpler way of saying "hanging out and get to know each other at a deeper level"?
J: Bonding.
K: Have sex.
J: Well, that's bonding too.
A: Bonding is when 2 molecular masses come together to form one extremely pleasurable chemical reaction called...
A & J: Orgasm.

Programmes and superficiality.

J: Illustrator is really useful.
A: Yeah, but I forgot how to use it already.
J: I am useless without the layers.
A: Same. We're such layer whores.
J: You make us sound so superficial.
A: Oh yeah, HAHAHA! (pause) My hair smells so good! Yeah!
J: Erm, yup.

101 things to get.

J: I'm going to get Gucci Bag.
N: I'm going to get very broke.

So many keys, so little locks.

N: Help me lock the door and the gate please. I need to throw rubbish.
J: Orh. Which key?
N: The short one with alot of holes.
J: For both?
N: Huh? The short one with alot of holes.
J: Ya. For both?
N: Uh, gate no need key to lock what.
J: Oh. :S

Yes, I ended up locking up myself.

Blood ties

A: Do you know Sarah Peh?
J: Yes.
A: You know her sister Jill?
J: (sarcastically) Orh... Jill Peh ah?
A: Yeah, I think so.
J & W: -.- and HAHAHAHA
A: What is so funny?!
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A: Because Jill lives at Holland V right...
J: Yes, A, we shared cab with Sarah before.
A: Yah yah that area.
J: Yes. Sarah Peh should live under the same roof with Jill Peh.
A: :@

Oh, Mcdonalds.

N: Today's weather is so McWeather.
J: Why?
N: Because I'm lovin' it.

Literal Horoscope Signs.

J: You come here you ox!
N: Bull lor! You virgin carrying a jug of.. of..
J: Of what?
N: Beer! You 啤酒妹！ (beer girl)
J: :@

New stray in the house.

J: I felt like a stray cat just now at the bus stop. I was cold and hungry.

LC is the new W

J (to S): I swear, LC is the new W. Always say wrong thing one.
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J: Eh, Nellie from GM Primary ah?
LC: Yeah.. you recognise her ah?
J: I'm from MG not GM.

The Great Rock Legends Sale.

J: I look ridiculous with my blazer. I should go shopping!
-10seconds later-
J: Ew! Who would want black furry boots?! ... Oh. It's free. Everybody wants black furry boots!

J: Black furry boots is so awesome.
N: I thought you said, "who would want black furry boots?"
J: BUT IT'S FREE!

J: I look so ridiculous now :S

Mr Touch plays music too.

Sex Ed

Discussing how male cum tastes like...
N: Maybe we should go sperm bank and steal! Then drink it!
L: Baby, ew! How could you even suggest that!
N: Then what?! We'll find out what!
L: We can always steal, take it and let some idiot drink it for us! (looks at ST) Like her!
N: Hahaha, here ST, yoghurt!
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ST: Newspaper got write this woman actually got pregnant by sleeping together with a man.
L: My sister used to work as a counsellor for underaged girls going for abortion. & some of them are actually still virgins.
E: Oh my god, so they actually got pregnant through heavy petting?
L: Yup.
ST: Huh, so sleeping together can actually get pregnant!
L: Yup, hold hands also can.

Still gaming...

Upon winning a round of Word Challenge.
N: Oh my god, I'm a ringleader! Just like Britney Spears!
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Playing Rock Legend.
L: Babe, I bought you a guitar, go and see!
N: You bought me a used guitar.
L: Wah, not cheap lor. I spent $1000 on it.
N: Okay lah, love you lah.
L: Now I have $200 left. I need to go and mow lawns.

Trust in Technology

L: OH MY GOD! (for the 29487th time)
N: What? Did they tell you you're fucked up again?
L: YEAH.
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N: Finally somebody understands that you're evil!
L: Hahaha, yeah, personalitypage.com understands.
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N: ISTPs love to fix things, and may create problems in their personal relationships, just so that they can have the fun of fixing them.
L: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!
N: You YES until like that for what! You don't even YES like that in bed!

Molotov is a verb now.

(reading online personality test results)
J: Oh my god, I think I need a lot of assurance.
N: Oh my god, you are needy.
J: ......
N: Don't worry, I will still love you even if you're needy and annoying.
J: YOU are annoying! You deserve to be molotov'd!

Serious communication breakdown.

N: How did you do that?
J: Uh. Scroll down.
N: Huh?
J: Scroll down lor.
N: What scroll down?
J: Huh? What you asking about?

Tottemo Daisuki Doraemon!

(on the road, ambulance crawling in front)
N: Wah lao, uncle! Confirm Malay or Indian one.
(overtakes and try to peek)
L: Aiyoh, very hard to see!
N: Confirm Indian lah! See the tattoo and the linglong (rings, bracelets) all!
ST: Yeah, Chinese don't wear linglong one!
L: Maybe loanshark? Got Doraemon hanging there leh!
ST: Yahlor, Malay like cats what!

Theme Song - Doraemon - Doraemon

URAQT

L: Susu is so cute, you know?!
N: I'm the cutest.
L: Yah okay, you know right, he's like...
N: I'm the cutest.
L: Okay, cutest, I know his mediocre cuteness is inferior to yours, but can you please...
N: Yah, I'm the cutest! I really don't care about mediocre cuteness! I don't understand it!
L: Ah, no wonder you don't understand me.
N: Yeah, I really don't. Come to the same level, man!
L: Yeah, babe, catch up.

What about the Malays?

(at Tanjong Pagar station)
A: This is where all the creatives and design and media people get off.
L: Yup.
(at Outram Park station)
A: And this is where all the Chinese and Indians and Seng Kang people get off.
L: Mhmm, that's about it.