May the force be with you.

F: It just so happens I'm on the dark side!
L: Fauzi, you are the dark side.

F is epic fail at taupoking.

F: I never taupok so hard lor. I am a gentle boy in bed.

Politics and food don't go well together.

T: Let's have some Clinton shakes!
All: Hahahaha!
T: Well, it's better than Bush shakes, right?

Tarik

Looking at extremely tall passerby..
F: Eee, look at that guy! So tall and ugly!
W: Not my cup of tea.
F: Not my cup of teh-tarik.
W: Yeah, pull too long already.

Where do babies sleep in?

F: What's that baby bed called?
W: Crate! Eh? Yeah, crate.
A: Cot -.-
W: Oh yeah, cot! Hmm, then what's crate? Oh. Fruits.

F, mark down 16/02/2030.

At Pastamania, cute order-taker serving F, L and W.

L: Wendy, you like right!
W: Yes, like. Fauzi also like. I give Fauzi.
F: Give me what?
W: My virginity.

What does he mean by that?

F: My nipples misbehaved today.

Nicholas looks like a girl indeed.

S: I think he's with Nicholas...
(stands up to look)
S: Oh, no, he's with a bunch of girls.

How to fall in love.

(N on the floor)
L: (falling off the bed) Ah! Catch me! (lands) I didn't really gave you a choice, did I?
N: Nope, you didn't.

'Cus what I do, no one can do it better.

(Pussycat Dolls playing on TV in the background)
N: Sound pirated. (looks over at TV) Oh, it's live.

Hearing apparently isn't believing.

L: I heard a crack!
A: No, I didn't.

are you even listening to yourself?

L: Are you even listening to me?!
N: Yeah, I am. What did you say?

Not very romantic now, is it?

KN: She say she wanna save it for marriage.
S: Oh! No wonder you propose to her!

tired people don't really give 2 fucks

M: Wendy, carry me!
W: No, I'm too tired to carry you.
M: (jumping on Wendy) Carry me, carry me!
W: No, I'm too tired to even defend myself.

wise words

(L & N making out on the bed next to W.)
S: (leaving) Wendy, zuo ren hao zi dong yi dian. (Living means being automatic.)
W: (getting up) Zuo ren hen lei. (Living is tiring.)