Welcome to our cribz, y'all~

So the thing is, we're gonna chip in our money and buy a fucking huge mansion and end up as nocturnal, aneroxic party animals. We will forget to eat, and breakfast is at 11pm. We will get hyperactive and have taopok sessions every morning. We will adopt a kid and raise him/her up as a homosexual when we get sick of each other. We will grow fat, live fast and die young. We will get diabetes, kidney problems and lung cancer. We will be fabulous and everyone would love to be us.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Angelic & Shy.. yeah right.

L: I sound like a man meh?
J: No ah, you just speak very soft lor.
L: OMG you say I speak softly! I'm demure!
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Conflict of the Stars

JO: Aries/Taurus how ah? Aries like to play, but Taurus can commit.
JT: Commited to playing lor.

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JO: Then Virgo/Libra leh?
JT: Virgo like to stay home, Libra like to go out. So I go out to N's home lor.
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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

90's were more fun

F: and in primary school, i was the head librarian
i was so garang i tell you

J: wahsay jealous
i alway wanted to chop chop the books

F: YA
chop chop the books
but now scan la girl

J: SHIT
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Monday, January 04, 2010

Not if you're full bottom.



*discussing where the hymen is*
W (to 3 lesbians): Aiyah, no need to know where it is lah! Not like we ever have a vagina in our face.
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W: Sorry, I forgot who I was.
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Portability



A: Are we going to club? You're coming to my house first right.
J: Yeah, I'll go over then we can decide lor.
A: Then what are you going to wear to my house? You're gonna bring clothes and makeup ah?
J: Aiyah, wear clothes and makeup lor! Bring makeup on my face better than bring all of it out.
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