Welcome to our cribz, y'all~

So the thing is, we're gonna chip in our money and buy a fucking huge mansion and end up as nocturnal, aneroxic party animals. We will forget to eat, and breakfast is at 11pm. We will get hyperactive and have taopok sessions every morning. We will adopt a kid and raise him/her up as a homosexual when we get sick of each other. We will grow fat, live fast and die young. We will get diabetes, kidney problems and lung cancer. We will be fabulous and everyone would love to be us.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Sunday, January 18, 2009

& what does that make me.

N: Bastards are your forte. You do bastards for a living!
L: EXCUSE ME?!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

ORLY

wenDy. i thought i had a choice says: (9:27:09 PM)
i realised when im with u guys,i always makes stupid comments
wenDy. i thought i had a choice says: (9:27:09 PM)
lols
wenDy. i thought i had a choice says: (9:27:12 PM)
i feel dumb

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

One each, duh?

N: I'm thinking about the 5 course dinner... Wah, a rose for the lady leh!
L: Hmm...
N: Which one?!

Saturday, January 10, 2009

hell has no fury like a woman scorned.

chasing pavements says: (5:02:18 PM)
pms was sent from the depths of hell
chasing pavements says: (5:02:23 PM)
and implanted into our hormones
chasing pavements says: (5:02:35 PM)
causing us to turn into savage creatures with no sense of right or wrong...for awhile.
chasing pavements says: (5:02:41 PM)
at least, thats me.

Sugar, crashed.

C: Eat too much kaya later kena brain sugar. Eh, sugar brain. Eh, brain freeze.
N: Sugar rush.
All: ... HAHAHA.

She left her common sense in a box.

J: One of the first things you will note about the Virgo is his/her ability to be completely and totally knowledgeable about certain things (usually something that they are particularly good at or interested it) yet completely lacking in the simplest aspects of common sense.
N: Ok, that explains. I know what to give you already.
J: What?
N: A box of common sense.
J: Wow, they come in boxes?
N: You see what I mean?

All the Pisceans in the house, we know your secret...

Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows. says: (12:13:22 AM)
ahaha would u say pisces very horny
Amandajulius says: (12:13:40 AM)
horny ah ..
Amandajulius says: (12:13:48 AM)
actually quite true

Friday, January 09, 2009

Astrology.com for counselling sessions.

chasing pavements says: (11:24:59 PM)
wow
chasing pavements says: (11:25:03 PM)
astrology is saving my marraige!
chasing pavements says: (11:25:06 PM)
u shld try it too

Straight sex dirty talk.

chasing pavements says: (10:30:17 PM)
i suppose most people would do dirty talk right
chasing pavements says: (10:30:26 PM)
not like ''hey dear, what are we having for lunch later?"
Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows. says: (10:30:41 PM)
ahahahaha
Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows. says: (10:32:36 PM)
dirty talk... errr not that dirty, if ure talking about dirty in straight sex sense.
chasing pavements says: (10:34:18 PM)
hahahah oh my god.
chasing pavements says: (10:34:21 PM)
straight sex dirty....
chasing pavements says: (10:34:30 PM)
"YEAH, GODZILLA'S COMIN!"

Geek pride!

B: I DREAM IN COLOR.
L: I dream in one spot color and theres music too.
B: ONE SPOT COLOR? MINE PANTONE COLORS. Thats why we're sloth pals.
L: I'm too lazy to dream in pantone. That's how big a sloth I am.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

2 hours and indigestion.

A: Yeah, so I asked him and he said no.
L: Yeah right.
W: What!
F: Oh my god, wait... Are you lying to me or are they lying to me now?!

F: Adam, can you hurry up say!
W: Yeah, you asked him and then what?
F: (to W) Aiyah, he already said no!
All: -.- and hahaha!

F: What are yall laughing about?! I'm being very fast already!
L: You know Daytona right? It's like, we're all playing it, and you're going really fast... but "WRONG WAY" is blinking in your face!
F: HAHAHA, you're funny!
All: (continues laughing at F)
F: Why are yall laughing?! I played Daytona before! I know that "WRONG WAY" blinking thing!

L: Do you even know what I meant by the Daytona thing?
F: Yeah... that I'm going the wrong way.
L: Uh huh...?
F: And "WRONG WAY" is blinking on my screen.
L: -.-"

Keep it up!

A: Yeah, he doesn't look like the type that cheats right?
F: Yeah...
W: (to F) You look like the type that is smart.
F: Hey! I got that!
L: Wow, that's impressive... for someone like you.
F: (pause) Hey!

I should add that in my resume.

N: My mom commented that my eyebags are getting worse.
L: (looks at reflection) Ughhh, mine too. I give up.
N: You're a designer, it's okay!

Sunday, January 04, 2009

Die, hormones, die!

N: OMG I hate 98.7!
L: Haha, I know, I know..
N: I'm bleeding! I got the right to be angry!
L: Yes, I know, it's your hormones talking.

Almost similar...

M: Tattoo veins!
All: ???
M: ...vines!

The Monthly Monster

N: I'm bleeding to death! I'm bleeding internally... out!