Oh, Mcdonalds.

N: Today's weather is so McWeather.
J: Why?
N: Because I'm lovin' it.

Literal Horoscope Signs.

J: You come here you ox!
N: Bull lor! You virgin carrying a jug of.. of..
J: Of what?
N: Beer! You 啤酒妹！ (beer girl)
J: :@

New stray in the house.

J: I felt like a stray cat just now at the bus stop. I was cold and hungry.

LC is the new W

J (to S): I swear, LC is the new W. Always say wrong thing one.
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J: Eh, Nellie from GM Primary ah?
LC: Yeah.. you recognise her ah?
J: I'm from MG not GM.

The Great Rock Legends Sale.

J: I look ridiculous with my blazer. I should go shopping!
-10seconds later-
J: Ew! Who would want black furry boots?! ... Oh. It's free. Everybody wants black furry boots!

J: Black furry boots is so awesome.
N: I thought you said, "who would want black furry boots?"
J: BUT IT'S FREE!

J: I look so ridiculous now :S

Mr Touch plays music too.

Sex Ed

Discussing how male cum tastes like...
N: Maybe we should go sperm bank and steal! Then drink it!
L: Baby, ew! How could you even suggest that!
N: Then what?! We'll find out what!
L: We can always steal, take it and let some idiot drink it for us! (looks at ST) Like her!
N: Hahaha, here ST, yoghurt!
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ST: Newspaper got write this woman actually got pregnant by sleeping together with a man.
L: My sister used to work as a counsellor for underaged girls going for abortion. & some of them are actually still virgins.
E: Oh my god, so they actually got pregnant through heavy petting?
L: Yup.
ST: Huh, so sleeping together can actually get pregnant!
L: Yup, hold hands also can.

Still gaming...

Upon winning a round of Word Challenge.
N: Oh my god, I'm a ringleader! Just like Britney Spears!
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Playing Rock Legend.
L: Babe, I bought you a guitar, go and see!
N: You bought me a used guitar.
L: Wah, not cheap lor. I spent $1000 on it.
N: Okay lah, love you lah.
L: Now I have $200 left. I need to go and mow lawns.

Trust in Technology

L: OH MY GOD! (for the 29487th time)
N: What? Did they tell you you're fucked up again?
L: YEAH.
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N: Finally somebody understands that you're evil!
L: Hahaha, yeah, personalitypage.com understands.
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N: ISTPs love to fix things, and may create problems in their personal relationships, just so that they can have the fun of fixing them.
L: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!
N: You YES until like that for what! You don't even YES like that in bed!

Molotov is a verb now.

(reading online personality test results)
J: Oh my god, I think I need a lot of assurance.
N: Oh my god, you are needy.
J: ......
N: Don't worry, I will still love you even if you're needy and annoying.
J: YOU are annoying! You deserve to be molotov'd!

Serious communication breakdown.

N: How did you do that?
J: Uh. Scroll down.
N: Huh?
J: Scroll down lor.
N: What scroll down?
J: Huh? What you asking about?

Tottemo Daisuki Doraemon!

(on the road, ambulance crawling in front)
N: Wah lao, uncle! Confirm Malay or Indian one.
(overtakes and try to peek)
L: Aiyoh, very hard to see!
N: Confirm Indian lah! See the tattoo and the linglong (rings, bracelets) all!
ST: Yeah, Chinese don't wear linglong one!
L: Maybe loanshark? Got Doraemon hanging there leh!
ST: Yahlor, Malay like cats what!

Theme Song - Doraemon - Doraemon

URAQT

L: Susu is so cute, you know?!
N: I'm the cutest.
L: Yah okay, you know right, he's like...
N: I'm the cutest.
L: Okay, cutest, I know his mediocre cuteness is inferior to yours, but can you please...
N: Yah, I'm the cutest! I really don't care about mediocre cuteness! I don't understand it!
L: Ah, no wonder you don't understand me.
N: Yeah, I really don't. Come to the same level, man!
L: Yeah, babe, catch up.

What about the Malays?

(at Tanjong Pagar station)
A: This is where all the creatives and design and media people get off.
L: Yup.
(at Outram Park station)
A: And this is where all the Chinese and Indians and Seng Kang people get off.
L: Mhmm, that's about it.

Fucking conscience.

-4 in the afternoon, N calls J to wake her up-

J: Hello...?
N: Hi, this is your conscience speaking, you still got your stopmotion to do.
J: Fuck you.
N: Hey, do not fuck your conscience.

Pancake Therapy.

J: I want to put pancake on my face.
N: Huh? Why?
J: Because it's warm and it smells nice.
N: ...
J: And if I'm hungry, I can just eat it.
N: Hahaha. Are you ok?
J: I think the fever burnt my brain.

Nobody is amused by the LJ

S: Did you see her LJ?!
W: Did you know she got LJ?!
JW: HAHAHA want to see my LJ?!
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S: Yeah, mine's killerpussy ok!
A: Mine's scarletballs ah!
JW: HAHAHA I'M THE PIERCER!!!

Mac has special functions.

The cancer of never letting go says: (12:36:11 AM)
im jus gg to paste "Auto Message to Wendy : I am not typing from now on" to her frm now
The cancer of never letting go says: (12:36:11 AM)
HAHA.

The cancer of never letting go says: (12:37:36 AM)
Auto Message to Wendy : I am not typing from now on
wenDy. if you spare me just this once says: (12:38:07 AM)
how u do the auto message thing sia

Infected by L4D

N: I dreamt of Tank!
L: Me too! OMG we were in the same game! Local server!!!
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N: You don't wanna have my babies!
L: Have! 2! Okay, 4!
(ponders)
L: Sekali 3 boys 1 girl. Bill, Louis, Francis and Zooey.
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L: You will kill me if I have a Louis. "Why is the baby black!"
N: Yeah, I will. I will send a witch to you.

Exchanging sex stories may expose you.

louisa says: (1:40:02 AM)
eh you know jp toliet thrilling also
louisa says: (1:40:08 AM)
omg. sudd sound like i got toliet fetish