Closet butch

W: I hate my hair!
W: I want to cut butch hair.
S: Then you bind your boobs.
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W: Got package one ah?

Sex change

Jessica Simpson is not very well liked.

N: -singing- Boy I think that I'm in love with you....
J: I think I'm going to hang up on you.

N: How much A bought his phone?
J: Dont know leh.
N: He likes 2G iPhone right? Should have gotten it. So cheap.
J: He waiting for 32GB. He like size.
N: He's such a man. You like design right?
J: Yeap. I'm superficial.
N: LOL!

直不到那里去

wendy - Straight, but not narrow
im typing in the dark lols.
4:21
Vulnerator non vincitur.
O.o
4:21
wendy - Straight, but not narrow
watching show dont wanna get caught
4:21
Vulnerator non vincitur.
hao sheng mi
4:21
wendy - Straight, but not narrow
shen u mean
4:21
Vulnerator non vincitur.
HAHAHAHA PORNO SHOW OR WHAT SIA
4:21
wendy - Straight, but not narrow
lols
4:21
Vulnerator non vincitur.
shen*
4:21
wendy - Straight, but not narrow
no lah
my cute boys what
haha
4:21
Vulnerator non vincitur.
-.- aiyoh
u closet straight issit
4:22
wendy - Straight, but not narrow
haha
got such things meh
lols
4:22
Vulnerator non vincitur.
dunno u could be the first

Pleading is useless

Only people sleeping in trains are us.

In the train at 7 in the morning, A & F making a lot of noise...

W: Shh! Everyone is asleep in the morning.

No angmoh bread in HK Cafe

At HK Cafe,

A: I want kaya toast.
Waitress: Toasted?
J (to A): 6" or foot long?
A (to Waitress): No lettuce!

Postmortem

W: The boys very cute!
S: Still talking about it?!
J: Move on already!
W: When I say X is cute, I don't see you guys moving on.

Paedophilic Friends

Jurong Bird

Looking at http://singlesmansion.blogspot.com/2009/05/blog-post.html

N: Aiyoh, my little Birdbird! 越看越相! I'm just gonna copy that picture into my iPhone and set as your contact picture. "Look! My Birdbird calling me!"

Ear wax

S talking to W

S: Then hor...
*Interrupted by J.O*
J.O: Uh? 燕窝?

Sleeping @ Maxwell

世上只有妈妈好

S: When my mom had me, she always look at sexy models, all blondes, then the figure very WOO! So I can be like them.
S: But in the end is I look at blondes then very WOO!
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J: Oh shit now I know why N call me Birdbird!
S: Why?
J: My mom every day eat Birds' Nest!
S: HAHAH! OSTRICH!

Straight people cannot be bent

A still half asleep at maxwell

Random outburst by A
A: SNAP-A-RULER! *With big hand actions swinging over head*

Everyone: ?!?! LOL

Of sexy thighs and short skirts

A telling everyone about the boys in his life.

A: And then roy huh..
*Interrupted by S*
S: WOO TROY! *Punches fist in the air!*
Everyone: ?!?! ROY LA.
S: Oh i heard Troy.
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S: Troy shall be my butch name!

Subway fan through and through

W,S, J and L chit chatting at maxwell after Play. A sleeping.
Suddenly...

A: *Sleeping with arms folded on the table.* Dont buy the lettuce!
W,S,J,L: ?!?!
S: Ok A no lettuce no lettuce.
A: Ok.
L: Cheese or toasted?
A: Toasted and water.
J: You want drink?
A: No. Just water. Bottle one.
J: Cookies or snacks?
A: Water.
S: Macadamia or Choc chip?
A: neh neh.
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A: Order already?
A: I got 50cent! *Digs pocket for 50cent*
A: CB no more 50cent. *Finds the 50cent and puts on the table*

*A proceeds back to sleep*

Who needs PJs anyway?

Talking about sleeping positions.

W: Do you all keep very still or like turn everywhere?
S: I sleep very straight. Like corpse. And wont move one.
W: Oh? I strip straight.
W: Eh shrip straight strip straight.

L and S: wah you strip straight and sleep! :O

Twitter abuse.

*read from bottom up

Fergie is not only good at peeing in pants.

J: You spelt your "glamourous" wrong.
N: Oh issit.
J: Yup, Fergie will be so disappointed in you!
N: Oh, sorry Fergie.
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N: How to spell ah?
J: G-L-A-M...
N: O-R-O-U-S!

Glamorous - Fergie Feat. Ludacris