Welcome to our cribz, y'all~

So the thing is, we're gonna chip in our money and buy a fucking huge mansion and end up as nocturnal, aneroxic party animals. We will forget to eat, and breakfast is at 11pm. We will get hyperactive and have taopok sessions every morning. We will adopt a kid and raise him/her up as a homosexual when we get sick of each other. We will grow fat, live fast and die young. We will get diabetes, kidney problems and lung cancer. We will be fabulous and everyone would love to be us.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Post exam stress = Thursday Matching Contest

N: What you want?!
J: I want the $100!
N: I give you luh!
J: I want people to give us!
N: Hanar! What you want me to do?
J: Paint yourself orange.
N: FUCK YOU. IM NOT ACTING THE CARROT!
J: Okokok. Paint yourself yellow?
N: Whats that?!
J: You be the cheese and I be the mouse lor.
N: I want to die now.


J: The only other thing I can think that in pairs are chopsticks.
N: Just kill me now.

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