Welcome to our cribz, y'all~

So the thing is, we're gonna chip in our money and buy a fucking huge mansion and end up as nocturnal, aneroxic party animals. We will forget to eat, and breakfast is at 11pm. We will get hyperactive and have taopok sessions every morning. We will adopt a kid and raise him/her up as a homosexual when we get sick of each other. We will grow fat, live fast and die young. We will get diabetes, kidney problems and lung cancer. We will be fabulous and everyone would love to be us.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Bonding.

A: What's a simpler way of saying "hanging out and get to know each other at a deeper level"?
J: Bonding.
K: Have sex.
J: Well, that's bonding too.
A: Bonding is when 2 molecular masses come together to form one extremely pleasurable chemical reaction called...
A & J: Orgasm.

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